i said:
If Senator John Kerry can't prevent an innocent college student from being killed by a "non-lethal" police weapon in his own state, how in the world can he protect our nation from terrorists who have plenty of "lethal" weapons?
I know, sounds ridiculous doesn't it. But, that's just the same kind of sense that is going into the recent statements made by John Kerry and his campaign.
You are absolutely correct, John Kerry should have been faster with his superman powers. John Kerry is obviously watching over every riot that happens in every city or town of his home state, all while he's campaigning *outside* of the state, because he has magical Senitorial-Superman powers that allow him to fly REALLY REALLY FAST and travel backwards and forwards in time, as he pleases, in order to see an accident about to take place and fly to the rescue. Kerry should have used his powers to fly to the scene of the riot and jump in front of the stray pepper-ball just in time to save the girl, shame, shame on Kerry for using his powers for EVIL (i.e. challenging G.W.)
However, I think it's only fair that if Kerry is held accountable for (1) one stray pepper-paintball being shot into a crowd of rioting, drunken, college ****wads, that just happens to hit a girl in the eye, then G.W. should be held responsible for every innocent Iraqi civilian that is shot by the troops UNDER HIS COMMAND during the Iraq war AND the present, magically peaceful times, that Iraq is currently in thanks to our war on invisible WMD's (because remember kids, we'll be welcomed as liberators), and also be responsible for every American soldier that is blown up from a roadside bomb that is *accidentally* left by the passing parade of jubilent Iraqi citizens who were celebrating the happy, peaceful times while they skip to the circus.
Thank you I,Republican, for voicing your support for big brother like superpowers, and how wrong it is to vote for Kerry because some girl was shot with a pepperball. We should vote instead for Bush, who sees everything and is able to swallow small pretzles with a single bite (or not). :claps:
And in case you didn't get it... I do see your sarcasm.