A question for anybody who might know

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If you can prove the "virginal" part ;) , proving the volcano theory will be a piece of cake. :wof:

You, sir are a brave man.

I wasn't going anywhere near that one!
 
Did we not all start out as virgins?

Dan, you can stop covering your private parts now.......Jerrry owes me some $$$$, and I don't mean coon-cash...:wof:
 
When can I start the study? I believe in "hands on". :camera: :marshmallow: :angel:



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Hmmm, I think volcano gods are masculine,

you know, all that puffing and snorting and spouting off

Pelee, the Goddess of the Kilauea volcano is female (& wrathful---don't piss her off!).

Preco is eminently qualified to be a volcano god based at least on gender!
 
Not to mention my wrath......:evil:

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LOL

But your wrath I hope is not triggered by people stealing rocks from your volcano!

Let's put it this way.......can you guess what those rocks once were:questionmark:

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*Dan takes a few steps back and recovers/shields his privates... :worry: *
 
Let's put it this way.......can you guess what those rocks once were:questionmark:

:05:

*Dan takes a few steps back and recovers/shields his privates... :worry: *

Yes, Dan would be smart to protect his privates from low-viscosity mafic/basaltic lava being hurled by angry gods! LOL

Are you like the god Glory on Buffy?
 
Pelee, the Goddess of the Kilauea volcano is female (& wrathful---don't piss her off!).

Preco is eminently qualified to be a volcano god based at least on gender!

That reminds of stories I have heard of some pretty unbelievable things that some girls are able to with cigarettes which could very easily emulate a volcano in the right circumstance. More study of this is definitely required :eyebrows:

Don't worry preco, the check will be in the mail but I have to complete the research first. :sus:
 
:theyareon I gave up 'smoking' about 17 years ago.....I was three at the time........:tongue:
 
Noted in the journal! This has to be well documented if we expect to get millions for it!
 
Now wait a minute.
Before Preco got obsessed with my privates, and Jerry started a journal of Preco's warped sense of history, this study was to be on how ancient people started smoking tobacco. The ancient Hawaiians didn't smoke, the Myans and/or Aztecs did, and their volcano gods were male.
 
Now wait a minute.
Before Preco got obsessed with my privates, and Jerry started a journal of Preco's warped sense of history, this study was to be on how ancient people started smoking tobacco. The ancient Hawaiians didn't smoke, the Myans and/or Aztecs did, and their volcano gods were male.

You really do have no sensitivity.....:eek:
 
au contraire mon ami....

Now wait a minute.
Before Preco got obsessed with my privates, and Jerry started a journal of Preco's warped sense of history, this study was to be on how ancient people started smoking tobacco. The ancient Hawaiians didn't smoke, the Myans and/or Aztecs did, and their volcano gods were male.

unless I was using last week's secret decoder code, this thread was about the color of mailboxes, that turned into a discussion about just how smoking hot preco is (or was).

Unless of course I am again using the wrong code, which is making this thread a discussion about the effects of mass spectrum analysis on the rotational alignment of the earth's core OR something about the culinary prospects of earthworms...
 
unless I was using last week's secret decoder code, this thread was about the color of mailboxes, that turned into a discussion about just how smoking hot preco is (or was).

Unless of course I am again using the wrong code, which is making this thread a discussion about the effects of mass spectrum analysis on the rotational alignment of the earth's core OR something about the culinary prospects of earthworms...

The code was the one from the 24 ounce box of Sugar-Frosted Cocoa Mini-Poofs. Is that the one you're using?
 
Monk aka Mr. Sensitivity...

You really do have no sensitivity.....:eek:

Is this Rirakuma's influence on you? :hmm: Are we going to have to pass out tissues now?! :tongue:
 
Just how is my recapping the rabbit trail that this thread has become insensitive?

Just for the record, I didn't ask for my private parts to become part of the narrative.
 
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