A question for anybody who might know

precocious said:
Wasn't Snow White happy and pretty? Although I'm not sure I want seven midgets following me all over the place........:hmm:.....didn't they do housework, have jobs and support the household?......:hmmmm2:.....Snow White it is...I'll just keep my head and gaze held high (so I won't notice them all the time :p).....:05:

Thanks Dan ;)
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Remember Snow White crazy shrill little voice? ("I'm wishing..for the one I love...") I think I'd rather be ugly than have a voice like that.
 
I always thought she was obnoxiously bossy towards the dwarves...why didn't they revolt??!!!!
 
short old guys never revolt against a tall young babe
 
Drifa said:
I always thought she was obnoxiously bossy towards the dwarves...why didn't they revolt??!!!!
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:hmmmm2: Uh, no.....that was me. Didn't know you knew me well enough to say that.....:05:

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precocious said:
I would send diGriz, but the bottles would be empty before he hits state line and then we'll have to speak in whispers again as not to cause him pain....;) Where is he BTW?
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Boo! I was hoping that you would look under your bed.

DanC said:
probably studying that eye chart

http://www.spoofee.com/forums/showpost.php?p=411959&postcount=7243
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Wrong eye chart. This is the one the is optically approved:

http://www.spoofee.com/forums/showthread.php?t=57315&highlight=optical+illusion

JerryP said:
Is there a larger version of that chart? :eyebrows: :ignore:
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Stand back from your monitor when you open the above link (and make sure your wife is not in the room).
 
diGriz said:
Stand back from your monitor when you open the above link (and make sure your wife is not in the room).
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I've seen the CN Tower before. What I can't see is what the girl is doing at the bottom of the eye chart :mmph:
 
Back to topic;

As I was grinding coffee beans this morning, enjoying the aroma, I wondered, "how did "we" ever start drinking coffee?" Doesn't it start out as pretty useless bean? What ever prompted someone to think it might be more useful if it were roasted and then why the heck did the put it in water to get a pretty bad smelling bitter result. Then they were prompted to drink it. I'm sure they immediately spit it out but then drank it again and developed a taste for it. Granted this was a long thought. Anybody know?
 
I've heard it was goat herders who saw their goats eat this bean and then get frisky and hyperactive.
 
my question is.... what does coffee have to do with green and blue mailboxes?.....
 
What I want to know is who thought of brewing monkeys' poo? And who pays that kind of money to drink it? :eek:

Kopi Luwak, as you can probably guess from my opener, comes from coffee berries which have passed through the digestive tract of the Asian Palm Civet. The animal’s digestive system works as sort of a defacto depulping mechanism, yielding partially-digested beans coated with various internal essences and enzymes. The beans are harvested, cleaned, lightly roasted and sold.
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http://www.seriouseats.com/required_eating/2007/11/the-most-expensive-coffee-in-the-world.html
 
For some reason, this reminds me of a line from the old "All in the Family" show.
Archie was offered cow's tongue.
His response was "I'm not eating that came out of a cow's mouth. Edith, cook me a couple of eggs."
 
DanC said:
For some reason, this reminds me of a line from the old "All in the Family" show.
Archie was offered cow's tongue.
His response was "I'm not eating that came out of a cow's mouth. Edith, cook me a couple of eggs."
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LOL

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DanC said:
I've heard it was goat herders who saw their goats eat this bean and then get frisky and hyperactive.
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Ahhhhem, (I'll ignore most of the other banter but the thread is not about mailboxes but probably should have been, "JerryP questions for anybody who might know" - I used to use the "Ask 'he who's name cannot be mentioned'" but he's been banished).

Sounds logical. I think this is how marijuana was "discovered" too. This is similar to my wife's advance as to why we eat meat, "because we invented fire". Eating raw meat would probably kill you. It would have really been a problem if you were trying to emulate the strength and such of a carnivore but couldn't eat that which gave him nourishment. Too bad early man didn't notice the gorilla was primarily a vegetarian.

Then again we never have had to try to figure out how come there a 12 hot dogs to a pack and 8 hot dog buns in a pack (or is the ratio 14 to 10 - whatever).

Hey, why is that?
 
JerryP said:
Then again we never have had to try to figure out how come there a 12 hot dogs to a pack and 8 hot dog buns in a pack (or is the ratio 14 to 10 - whatever).
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That's 'cause Mommy's on the Atkins diet! :p
 
JerryP said:
Ahhhhem, (I'll ignore most of the other banter but the thread is not about mailboxes but probably should have been, "JerryP questions for anybody who might know" - I used to use the "Ask 'he who's name cannot be mentioned'" but he's been banished).
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As I am the person who created the "ask the " banned guy's " thread" and never gave you any grief about asking some pretty bizarre questions.. :convinced: .....I think you should allow me to banter in your "No more asking the "banned guy" questions since he's can't answer, does anyone else have a clue" thread. :p


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:mmph: Take your damn hands off your ears and stop peeping through your squinted eyes! I know you can still read me!!!! :rant:

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OK, let the banter begin - who the hell invented smoking? Dead leaves, burned and the smoke inhaled? How was anybody ever inspired to doing this more than once and then thinking this was "enjoyable" in the first place? Looking for a hemp substitute maybe after observing goats smoking it?
 
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