A question for anybody who might know

JerryP said:
Now look what you've done! I almost forgot I knew Xmas jokes.

Do you know why Santa doesn't have any kids?



He only comes once a year.





:censored: I'm not going to explain it.
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Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....and to think I started you on this path! :eek: :tongue:
 
Drifa said:
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....and to think I started you on this path! :eek: :tongue:
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I'm further compelled to tell you why it's even less likely for him to ever have kids besides only coming once a year -
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When he does come, he comes down a chimney.

Maybe we should change the thread name to;
"I'm compelled to tell you 'this' to get it off my chest"
 
Jerry, we're seeing a whole other side of you.
 
JerryP said:
I'm further compelled to tell you why it's even less likely for him to ever have kids besides only coming once a year -
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When he does come, he comes down a chimney.

Maybe we should change the thread name to;
"I'm compelled to tell you 'this' to get it off my chest"
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So when they're singing, "Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus....:note: Should we follow it with, "Someone get the mop!!" :questionmark:

:o


*JerryP, you are a bad influence on me......:05:
 
precocious said:
*JerryP, you are a bad influence on me......:05:
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Hey, it wasn't me who was only wearing boots.

BTW, did you ever notice that Smokey the Bear doesn't have kids either?








Every time his wife gets hot he just throws dirt on her.
 
JerryP said:
Hey, it wasn't me who was only wearing boots.

BTW, did you ever notice that Smokey the Bear doesn't have kids either?








Every time his wife gets hot he just throws dirt on her.
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Even after she stops, drops and rolls right in front of him? :eek:

Men are pigs! :mad: So are bears! :p
 
precocious said:
Even after she stops, drops and rolls right in front of him? :eek:

Men are pigs! :mad: So are bears! :p
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So, This is just an opinion, right?:convinced: You cant have that much experience with all men to state that as fact, hmmmm?LOL
 
daredevil said:
So, This is just an opinion, right?:convinced: You cant have that much experience with all men to state that as fact, hmmmm?LOL
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Why do you think the term "stop, drop and roll' is so popular:questionmark:

:convinced: You think they all thought of it at once? :hmmmm2:
 
Anyone who can follow Preco's dialog in this thread needs to seek help
 
DanC said:
Anyone who can follow Preco's dialog in this thread needs to seek help
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Dan, I believe you are one of the few who did....:p


BTW When is that support meeting happening and do you think we can get my sole sis to pour? *diGriz keeps watering them down*
 
It's happening right now, whenever we're here!

If you've ever been in a support group, you can see the similarities. Some folks always seem to be happy, others are always complaining. Some wear their hearts on their sleeve, others are constant looking for victims. It's sorta like a big, dysfunctional family.
 
DanC said:
It's happening right now, whenever we're here!

If you've ever been in a support group, you can see the similarities. Some folks always seem to be happy, others are always complaining. Some wear their hearts on their sleeve, others are constant looking for victims. It's sorta like a big, dysfunctional family.
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I heard Clubby is running all the way to Boston to get us the 'good stuff'....:sus:

P.S. Am I the happy one? Is it like a 'seven dwarf' thing? Can I be Snow White?
 
You should go meet up with her and make sure she gets enough.
 
DanC said:
You should go meet up with her and make sure she gets enough.
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I would send diGriz, but the bottles would be empty before he hits state line and then we'll have to speak in whispers again as not to cause him pain....;) Where is he BTW?
 
precocious said:
I heard Clubby is running all the way to Boston to get us the 'good stuff'....:sus:

P.S. Am I the happy one? Is it like a 'seven dwarf' thing? Can I be Snow White?
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Make up your mind, do you want to be the happy one or the pretty one?
 
DanC said:
Make up your mind, do you want to be the happy one or the pretty one?
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Wasn't Snow White happy and pretty? Although I'm not sure I want seven midgets following me all over the place........:hmm:.....didn't they do housework, have jobs and support the household?......:hmmmm2:.....Snow White it is...I'll just keep my head and gaze held high (so I won't notice them all the time :p).....:05:

Thanks Dan ;)
 
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