Yo mama so..................

yo mama so stupid that her favorite color is clear. :tongue:
 
yo mama so fat she wore a red dress and people thought she was mr kool aid.
 
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
 
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
 
Yo mama's so stupid, she married Yo daddy.
 
Yo mama so nasty that she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
 
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving
 
Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
 
I'm not sure if this has been posted yet, i haven't read them all but....

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth
 
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Mommy-Of-2 said:
I'm not sure if this has been posted yet, i haven't read them all but....

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth
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lol I got a bunch

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.
Yo momma's like sprint. Ten cents a minute.
 
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.
 
You momma's so stupid she sat in front of the fridge and stared at the oj carton cause it said concentrate.
 
Yo mama's so stupid, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F, and sometimes Wednesday too."
 
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.
 
Yo mama's so cross-eyed, when she cries, tears roll down her back.
 
Yo mama's so stupid, when she went by the YMCA she said "Hey, they spelled MACY's wrong."
 
Yo momma's so cross-eyed, when she cries, tears roll down her back.

Yo momma so old, she farts dust

Yo momma's breath so funky it smells like Altoids in reverse!

Yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning

Yo momma's so fat, if she were one of the three little pigs, she'd say "not by the hairs of my twenty-six chins.
 
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