Yo mama so..................

Yo momma is so stupid that she wrecked the truck, to collect the insurance money, to pay the truck payment
 
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
 
yo momma so dumb, she went to the doctor and told him that her body hurt everywhere. he said to point to where it hurt. she said here (touching her arm), here (touching her leg), here (touching her head), here (touching her chest). He said, thats enough...just as i thought...you have a broken finger.
 
Yo mama's so big when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say "Taxi!"
 
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
 
yo momma so fat when she sits on a rainbow skittles pop out.
 
Yo Mamma's so fat she can sell shade.....
 
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
 
The first one to actually make me laugh out loud, Drewski.

Yo mama so dumb she watches 'Friends' and wonders why she dont know nobody.
 
Yo mama so stoopid, she serves food stamps for dinner.

Gabriel LOL LOL LOL
 
yo mama so dumb, she actually read all of these posts
oh wait, that was me.. :p

my faves are from malibu's most wanted (RENT IT if you haven't already!)-- remember these are spoiled rich kids:

Yo mama so ugly, Jose Eber won't even do her hair!

Yeah? Yo mama so ugly, she's only been married once.

Yo mama so poor, on Halloween, her trick was the treat!

Yo mama so poor, that your tits are real!
 
clubchick said:
yo mama so dumb, she actually read all of these posts
oh wait, that was me.. :p

my faves are from malibu's most wanted (RENT IT if you haven't already!)-- remember these are spoiled rich kids:

Yo mama so ugly, Jose Eber won't even do her hair!

Yeah? Yo mama so ugly, she's only been married once.

Yo mama so poor, on Halloween, her trick was the treat!

Yo mama so poor, that your tits are real!
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Uh oh, I've been exposed!! ;)
 
yo mama so fat when she went swimming in the ocean the whales went "we are family"
 
yo mama so fat, she tripped over Kmart, stumbled over WalMart and landed on Target.
 
Yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch. :eek:
 
you mama so old she could pass a a mummy in a meusam
 
your momma is so fat she has to use an epileptic elephant as a vibrator :eek: ;) :)
 
yo mamma so ugly when she was born they slapped the doctor
 
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
 
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