Yo mama so..................

Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
 
yo mama so nasty, when her boyfriend asked "who's your daddy?" she had to stop and think about it
 
Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
 
Yo mamma so ugly, when she walks past a mirror her reflection ducks.
 
Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levis?"
 
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose
 
Yo mama's so stupid, she said "what's that letter after x" and I said Y she said "Cause I wanna know".
 
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
 
Yo mama's so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"
**True story - for those of us older to remember - the promo's used to be to dial nine-eleven (not nine-one-one) they changed it because people couldn't find the 'eleven'***
 
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton
 
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.
 
Yo mama's so fat they use her as a parachute.
 
Your mama's so stupid, she thought euthanasia was the chinese boys club.
 
Your mama is so fat that Saturns's rings did not fit on her finger.

Your mama is so stupid, she died of starvation in the food market.

your mama is so fat that when she puts on a yellow shirt, its morning.

your mama is so fat, that when she walks , a 10 on the rictor scale happens.
 
precocious said:
bumping an oldie :laugh:
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Oldie?

I'm surprised this thread still works with all the improvements Spoofee has gone through since 2006.

(p.s. I don't like the "like" button)
 
Yo mama's so ugly the Secret Service wouldn't pay her.
 
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