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OMG, how busy have I been????

I just turned my calendar today to May......you know, for the last 2 and a half days.....GEESH :doh:
 
OMG, how busy have I been????

I just turned my calendar today to May......you know, for the last 2 and a half days.....GEESH :doh:


If you would have waited till tomorrow night, you could have just skipped May and gone right to June....:ohwell:
 
I bought my cats a new scratching post and I coated it w/ cat nip. So I'm doing dishes and I turn around and the one cat has the post upside down on top of her. The turd flipped it to get all the cat nip. Needless to say she got all high. When I walked past her she totally lunged for my feet.
I forgive her...it was the drugs. LOL
 
I bought my cats a new scratching post and I coated it w/ cat nip. So I'm doing dishes and I turn around and the one cat has the post upside down on top of her. The turd flipped it to get all the cat nip. Needless to say she got all high. When I walked past her she totally lunged for my feet.
I forgive her...it was the drugs. LOL


My cat knows which drawer I keep the cat nip in and will open the drawer with his paw if I'm not looking and fish it out. He ripped the bag open one time. He is totally addicted. LOL
 
If you would have waited till tomorrow night, you could have just skipped May and gone right to June....:ohwell:

Right? How crazy is that?

I bought my cats a new scratching post and I coated it w/ cat nip. So I'm doing dishes and I turn around and the one cat has the post upside down on top of her. The turd flipped it to get all the cat nip. Needless to say she got all high. When I walked past her she totally lunged for my feet.
I forgive her...it was the drugs. LOL
My cat knows which drawer I keep the cat nip in and will open the drawer with his paw if I'm not looking and fish it out. He ripped the bag open one time. He is totally addicted. LOL

Ladies, maybe it is time to make that first step for you cats......call CNA today....Cat Nip Anonymous....admitting there is a problem is the first step....:hug:
 
I used to take catnip leaves (directly from our yard), blend them, and then place the mush in a bowl for my friends cat. Boy did he ever go crazy after that! Poor, poor kitty.

Oh yeah, and one time I actually wrote a poem about a cat on catnip. It started out something like:
The cat's on crack again, dear mom
He's torn the sheets and licked the john...


I've got to find that poem and post it here for Spoofee posterity.
 
And I thought it was socially unacceptable to torture animals...................
 
Do they make anything like catnip for humans? :druel:
 
Do they make anything like catnip for humans? :druel:

Yup, can you say 'controlled substances'?




Although I've heard some interesting things about Preco and Cubby's 'lemonade'
 
My cat knows which drawer I keep the cat nip in and will open the drawer with his paw if I'm not looking and fish it out. He ripped the bag open one time. He is totally addicted. LOL

That's why I was surprised the stuff still worked. The one cat got ahold of the bag a few times and put holes all over it.
 
Yup, can you say 'controlled substances'?

Although I've heard some interesting things about Preco and Cubby's 'lemonade'

You say you love me and, yet, you spell my name wrong???? :verysad:



Well, I'm off to run as Elvis... I'll post pics as soon as I have 'em!!!!
 
Sorry Elvis, er CLubby, that was pre-coffee this morning.
 
Clubby, give him a break! We were talking about med's and you know how excited some people get. They just get all giddy and happy-he was probably shaking also. :confused:
 
You say you love me and, yet, you spell my name wrong???? :verysad:



Well, I'm off to run as Elvis... I'll post pics as soon as I have 'em!!!!

Don't worry about it sole sis, just keep the lemonade flowing......;)
 
I melted Kadin's SpongeBob & Patrick table mat.
lol
 
Is that one of your super powers?? :pLOL

Noooo......:p

But let me tell you, when you melt one of those things - the smoke is thick and horrible! We had to evacuate the kitchen. lol
 
:note: guess who's back? Back again. :boink: is back, tell a friend....guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back :lalala: :note:
 
Noooo......:p

But let me tell you, when you melt one of those things - the smoke is thick and horrible! We had to evacuate the kitchen. lol

Yikes!! Glad you can laugh about it and you guys are fine.
 
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