Odd comments that have nothing to do with anything else...

[WENEEDLIGHT]

So, my professor told me today that I can meditate on my toilet seat. How can I do that while doing my job!?

 

[spazntwitch]

So, my professor told me today that I can meditate on my toilet seat. How can I do that while doing my job!?

Just do it in between grunts. Just don't push and grunt so hard you perform a vagal maneuver and pass out. LOL (Then you wouldn't be able to any job.)

 

[Drifa]

:toilet:​

I've always thought the guy in this smiley didn't look too happy...maybe he should try meditating! :ignore: :doh:

 

[precocious]

And diGriz, why are you not watching the game like normal men:questionmark:


he he he

 

[diGriz]

I look right - Ice cold glass of Coors

I look a little more to the right - shot of bourbon

I look left - 27 " JVC stereo (as Spoofee has not had any flat screen freebies) with the game on

I look straight (as best i can) to the computer screen.

It's a wonder I can see anything.

 

[precocious]

you lead a lonely life.....

P.S. Mr. Spoofee...can you find diGriz a deal on a big screen, some more Maker's Mark, a keg and a few male friends????? *until DanC gets back *

 

[callmeCrazyButt]

Puffs Plus w/ the scent of Vicks = :bigok: :bigok:

 

[cybermom]

Puffs Plus w/ the scent of Vicks = :bigok: :bigok:

Ahh the things that make life better! I just bought these on friday and felt the same way! I've been telling everybody about them!.

BTW-pulled my party off even w/the dang cold. (Nothing like cooking for people when you're sick, right?) I'm going to post a picture of the cake I made when I get a second-'cuz I thought it was awsome.

 

[Drifa]

Butty and cybermom: Have I got the sweepstakes for you to enter! roud:

Puffs Plus w/ the scent of Vicks = :bigok: :bigok:

Ahh the things that make life better! I just bought these on friday and felt the same way! I've been telling everybody about them!.

--Link to Sweeps
Quick and Simple Daily Wins

2/5 (vicks) - Puffs Plus Facial tissues with the scent of Vicks from Puffs.com (40 prizes; ARV $20 each)

 

[cybermom]

Thanks Drifa! I'm gonna have to look up that link..you need a code and the prize was different on the link posted.

But seriously, I didn't think they'd really be strong enough to make any kind of difference. Just maybe scented nicely..but they rock!

 

[Drifa]

Thanks Drifa! I'm gonna have to look up that link..you need a code and the prize was different on the link posted.

But seriously, I didn't think they'd really be strong enough to make any kind of difference. Just maybe scented nicely..but they rock!

The code is "Vicks" but it's for tomorrow (2/5). Good luck.

I bought the ones that had some anti-viral lotion in them, but I don't even see the point. As long as you're not shoving it up your nose, what difference does it make if the tissue is anti-viral or not?

Of course, the most common use for tissue around our house is for my little boy to take all the tissue out of the box, rip it to shreds, and carefully shove all the shreds back in the box, so that the next time Mommy is looking for tissue, all she finds are teeny tiny little pieces!!!!!!! :doh:

:rofl:

 

[monkfish]

The code is "Vicks" but it's for tomorrow (2/5). Good luck.

I bought the ones that had some anti-viral lotion in them, but I don't even see the point. As long as you're not shoving it up your nose, what difference does it make if the tissue is anti-viral or not?

Of course, the most common use for tissue around our house is for my little boy to take all the tissue out of the box, rip it to shreds, and carefully shove all the shreds back in the box, so that the next time Mommy is looking for tissue, all she finds are teeny tiny little pieces!!!!!!! :doh:

:rofl:

Drifa , my beloved :hug: , I think the premise of the anti-viral is to prevent your hands from becoming contaminated as you blow your nose.

 

[JoyceHarkless]

Puffs Plus w/ the scent of Vicks = :bigok: :bigok:

Thanks for the tip! I'm going to find these, I Vicks!

 

[JoyceHarkless]

That was so funny! :rofl: :rofl: I get it and I love it! :rofl: :rofl: My stomach is hurting from laughing so hard! LOL LOL

 

[sampleStace]

You know- it's like when Barbies leg falls off in her pants

 

[cybermom]

Drifa , my beloved :hug: , I think the premise of the anti-viral is to prevent your hands from becoming contaminated as you blow your nose.

Or other peoples hands since you're probably not too concerned with catching your own cold. But if you're a mom you probably have a pocket full of the family's dna in tissues. (Does snot have DNA in it?)

 

[monkfish]

Or other peoples hands since you're probably not too concerned with catching your own cold. But if you're a mom you probably have a pocket full of the family's dna in tissues. (Does snot have DNA in it?)

It surely does -- your DNA along with the DNA or whatever is infecting you.

 

[diGriz]

...Of course, the most common use for tissue around our house is for my little boy to take all the tissue out of the box, rip it to shreds, and carefully shove all the shreds back in the box, so that the next time Mommy is looking for tissue, all she finds are teeny tiny little pieces!!!!!!! :doh:

:rofl:

Well.. it least he's not out boosting cars and if i were you I wouldn't send him to bed angry...

 

[WENEEDLIGHT]

i feel like throwing up. i think i ate too fast.

 

[JoyceHarkless]

I Frosted Flakes with bananas!