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Snibble thanks for the well wishes. Kad is an angel! He kept coming over to me today and kissing my stomach to "make it feel better."

Butty thank you as well for your well wishes and thank you so much for not hugging me too hard - it isnt a good idea. lol I saw a commercial today for The Police cd - and all I can think of is :note: dont stand, dont stand so, dont stand so close to me :note: (know that one Rags?) ;)

Rags thank you for your well wishes and diagnoses. I must have a virus. I dont have a fever and my joints ache so bad. Hubby is on the way home with some Pepto to ease my stomach, although (and thankfully) I havent thrown up today. The bad thing is, it will probably be awhile before I eat at a japanese steakhouse. I have been drinking as much water as I can, and every little drop seems to help.

Thanks again you guys! :hug: :hug: :hug:
 
K-ma you can't be sick on 4th of July! :doh: Get better soon. :hug:
 
Don't Stand So Close to Me - The Police

Butty thank you as well for your well wishes and thank you so much for not hugging me too hard - it isnt a good idea. lol I saw a commercial today for The Police cd - and all I can think of is :note: dont stand, dont stand so, dont stand so close to me :note: (know that one Rags?) ;)


Here we go singing for Butty to save her money on tickets! :hug:


Don't Stand So Close to Me - The Police

Young teacher, the subject, of school girl fantasy
She wants him, so badly, knows what she wants to be
Inside her, there's longing, this girl's an open page
Book marking, she's so close now, this girl is half his age

CHORUS:
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

Her friends are, so jealous, you know how bad girls get
Sometimes it's not so easy, to be the teacher's pet
Temptation, frustration, so bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, she's waiting, his car is warm and dry

CHORUS

Loose talk in, the classroom, to hurt they try and try
Strong words in, the staffroom, the accusations fly
It's no use, he sees her, he starts to shake and cough
Just like the, old man in, that book by Nabakov

CHORUS
 
clubchick said:
i wish i could leave it home, rags... i'm going from 19 6th graders to a class of 24 in a 5/6 combo... lots of planning to do...

i may stop in the school district office and introduce myself to the secretaries i've been emailing ...

so they can put a face to my name... ;)

Totally understand....taught on the University level, and, the best advice I ever received or gave was to "be kind to the secretaries and lab techs!" In my humble opinion, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEACHER should make less than a hundred thousand a year and that is to START! I had the honor of home schooling my son, from age six to nine and it was a total eye opening experience! Luckily, he began college at nine and I felt more at ease being back on campus with him. Yep, a gifted student, but, for those teachers who have K-12, my hat is off to them! :yo: Have a safe and enjoyable trip! Fifth and Sixth graders are a hoot! :wave:
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Sing it Girl! I am dancing!

Ragnarok said:
Butty thank you as well for your well wishes and thank you so much for not hugging me too hard - it isnt a good idea. lol I saw a commercial today for The Police cd - and all I can think of is :note: dont stand, dont stand so, dont stand so close to me :note: (know that one Rags?) ;)


Here we go singing for Butty to save her money on tickets! :hug:


Don't Stand So Close to Me - The Police

Young teacher, the subject, of school girl fantasy
She wants him, so badly, knows what she wants to be
Inside her, there's longing, this girl's an open page
Book marking, she's so close now, this girl is half his age

CHORUS:
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

Her friends are, so jealous, you know how bad girls get
Sometimes it's not so easy, to be the teacher's pet
Temptation, frustration, so bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, she's waiting, his car is warm and dry

CHORUS

Loose talk in, the classroom, to hurt they try and try
Strong words in, the staffroom, the accusations fly
It's no use, he sees her, he starts to shake and cough
Just like the, old man in, that book by Nabakov

CHORUS
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:marshmallow: :dancing: :marshmallow: :lock:
 
Thanks Sharon, Blue & Joyce. I feel much better today - but I am going to take it slow! I guess this virus is going around - everybody we know has either had it or has it right now.
Thanks again! :hug:
 
The whole song??? Sweet deal and free....music to my ears! :tongue: :hug:
Feeling all better yet, K-ma?
 
callmeCrazyButt said:
The whole song??? Sweet deal and free....music to my ears! :tongue: :hug:
Feeling all better yet, K-ma?
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I am starting to feel better, still not a 100% but I appreciate you asking!
:hug:

Isnt Rags a great singer? ;) I will be sing lead on "Wrapped Around Your Finger"
 
Kadin'sMama said:
I am starting to feel better, still not a 100% but I appreciate you asking!
:hug:

Isnt Rags a great singer? ;) I will be sing lead on "Wrapped Around Your Finger"
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Glad to hear it!! Rags is great. Wrapped Around Your Finger is a great song. Can I make a request? I would love to hear Canary In a Coal Mine. :tongue:
I agree w/ Sharon! What a little cutie!!
 
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the riddle? Just repost this bulletin with the title "The World's Hardest Riddle", and then check your inbox. You'll get a message with the correct answer in it AND TRUST ME IT WAS THE MOST SIMPLEST THING U WOULDNT HAVE GUESSED


What is the answer to this? Blue, did you ever figure it out.
 
Thanks Sharon & Butty! I am surprised nobody didnt :faint: because I actually changed my avatar! It has almost been a year!!!! And that little boy in the tux had grown way too much! Plus Daddy cut his curls.....:cry: still .....not.....able.....to.....SNIFF....discuss.....that......


anyways - I am always up for a request. Ready Rags?
(ahem)
:note:
First to fall over when the atmosphere
is less than perfect
Your sensibilities are shaken by the slightest defect
You live you life like a canary in a coalmine
You get so dizzy even walking in a straight line

You say you want to spend the winter in Firenza
You're so afraid to catch a dose of influenza
You live your life like a canary in a coalmine
You get so dizzy even walking in a straight line

Canary in a coalmine
Canary in a coalmine
Canary in a coalmine
:note:

I must stop.....I am feeling dizzy........:confused:
 
callmeCrazyButt said:
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the riddle? Just repost this bulletin with the title "The World's Hardest Riddle", and then check your inbox. You'll get a message with the correct answer in it AND TRUST ME IT WAS THE MOST SIMPLEST THING U WOULDNT HAVE GUESSED


What is the answer to this? Blue, did you ever figure it out.
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PRESSURE!

Polar bears are white because the pressure at the poles is low, so they have to be able to absorb heat.Pressure makes you cry if it's too much.Pressure in your bladder makes you have to pee.Peer pressure makes girls comb their hair...Otherwise we wouldn't bother!Celebrities usually crack under pressure.Many normal people will shine under pressure.Pancakes turn brown thanks to pressure generated by the heat.Champagne will bubble until the pressure of the carbonation has disappeared.If you squeeze something under pressure, BAM, there it goes.If you are "looking" at pressure, you're in it, like in an airplane, and your ears pop.

What do I win?
 
Kadin'sMama said:
PRESSURE!

Polar bears are white because the pressure at the poles is low, so they have to be able to absorb heat.Pressure makes you cry if it's too much.Pressure in your bladder makes you have to pee.Peer pressure makes girls comb their hair...Otherwise we wouldn't bother!Celebrities usually crack under pressure.Many normal people will shine under pressure.Pancakes turn brown thanks to pressure generated by the heat.Champagne will bubble until the pressure of the carbonation has disappeared.If you squeeze something under pressure, BAM, there it goes.If you are "looking" at pressure, you're in it, like in an airplane, and your ears pop.

What do I win?
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Sorry, K-Ma.. Polar bears dont need to absorb heat because of low pressure, and white fur does more reflecting of heat than absorbing... Pancakes dont turn brown from pressure of heat. Looking at pressure wont make you pop. There is nothing that satisfies every statement. (And no fair copy-pasting, word for word, an answer made by "kellie" 28 weeks ago on the 'hubpages' site.

Time is a much more likely answer, and even beyond that, it would be "no." As Ive read elsewhere, Riddles are posed (usually) this way: I have _____, I do____, What am I? ("What am I?" being the actual question); this one is posed as I have _____, I do _____, Can you guess the riddle? ("Can you guess the riddle?" is the actual question).

Here is someone else's justification for the answer being Time.

The time has come, winter is here and those yellow bears disappear.
The time has past as man looks back with a sigh and a tear in his eye.
As time is held boys cross their legs but of course the toilet begs
As time marches on Girls loose their blush and swap a comb for their brush
As time passes For those held high their end is nigh
As time catches up Everyone is equal when we get to the final sequel
As time turns Without it we have flour and water, with it we have breakfast for my daughter
As time revolves How does one turn water and wine into something so fine
As time runs out The more in a minute you try and squeeze the less you can do with ease.
As time ticks All the time that has past man cannot comprehend something so vast
 
Awww....snibble she is cute! She looks so sqqqquuuuuueeezzzzzzeeee-able! :hug:
 
LiveSquid said:
Time is a much more likely answer, and even beyond that, it would be "no." As Ive read elsewhere, Riddles are posed (usually) this way: I have _____, I do____, What am I? ("What am I?" being the actual question); this one is posed as I have _____, I do _____, Can you guess the riddle? ("Can you guess the riddle?" is the actual question).
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I agree that the answer is no. However I'm usually wrong about these types of things.
 
anyways - I am always up for a request. Ready Rags?
(ahem)
:note:
First to fall over when the atmosphere
is less than perfect
Your sensibilities are shaken by the slightest defect
You live you life like a canary in a coalmine
You get so dizzy even walking in a straight line

You say you want to spend the winter in Firenza
You're so afraid to catch a dose of influenza
You live your life like a canary in a coalmine
You get so dizzy even walking in a straight line

Canary in a coalmine
Canary in a coalmine
Canary in a coalmine
:note:

I must stop.....I am feeling dizzy........:confused:[/QUOTE]

KMA........I am ALWAYS read for a quick tune! :rofl: I personally think someone should give us a recording deal!:proud: Your little man is so cute I want to eat him up with a spoon!:hug: There sure are some cute children within the Spoofee Community! :) :wave:
 
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