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US Senator sues God

US Senator sues God

:claps: :claps: :claps: You gotta give it to him!......and I hope he wins :yo:
 
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What happened to the other posts? Werent there more posts in this thread before?
 
They were on the "You can't make this stuff up" thread
 
Man will reclaim leg left in smoker

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1120AP_ODD_Abandoned_Leg.html?source=mypi

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

MAIDEN, N.C. -- A man who bought a smoker Tuesday at an auction of abandoned items might have thought twice had he looked inside first.

Maiden police said the man opened up the smoker and saw what he thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper. When he unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to 3 inches above the knee.

The smoker had been sold at an auction of items left behind at a storage facility, so investigators contacted the mother and son who had rented the space where the smoker was found.

The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his leg amputated after a plane crash and kept the leg following the surgery "for religious reasons" she doesn't know much about.

"The rest of the family was very much against it," Steele said.

Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive to Maiden, about 35 miles northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his amputated leg, police said.
 
I wonder if keeping it in the smoker was part of the religious ritual.


Maybe he was a VERY confused Rastifarian, trying to smoke a joint. :theyareon
 
Now with a name like Peg, I would've thought it was her leg! :rofl:

Damn I crack myself up!

LOL
 
Russian woman's 12th baby weighs in at 7.75 kg

BARNAUL, Russia (Reuters) - A Siberian woman who gave birth to her 12th child -- doing more than her fair share to stem Russia's population decline -- was stunned to find that little Nadia weighed in at a massive 7.75 kg (17.1 lb).

Nadia was delivered by caesarean section in the local maternity hospital in the Altai region on September 17, joining eight sisters and three brothers, a local reporter said.

"We were all simply in shock," said Nadia's mother, Tatyana Barabanova, 43. "What did the father say? He couldn't say a thing -- he just stood there blinking."

"I ate everything, we don't have the money for special foods so I just ate potatoes, noodles and tomatoes," she told the reporter, adding that all her previous babies had weighed more than 5 kg.

The Guinness World Records lists a 10.2 kg baby boy born in Italy in 1955, and a 10.8 kg baby boy who was born in the United States in 1879 but died 11 hours later.

The average weight for most healthy newborn babies is around 3.2 kg (7.06 lb), according to World Health Organisation figures.
 
That's one big baby. I thought my little guy was huge at 10 lb.s 2 oz. sheesh
 
For those having trouble with the weight conversions, 1kg - 2.2lb. So faerie, your little one was only 4.6kg. That Guiness baby, at 10.8kg was 23.7lb.
 
Wow. I wonder if the woman had been leading the camel on. Or maybe she was dressed very suggestively (to a camel).
 
sccrbrs6 said:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6954728.stm

Basically a woman's pet camel suffocated her by trying to mate with her.
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Now you know what the camel smoking in the camel cigarette ads was all about. ;)
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Ummmmmm............nevermind!
 
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