You just can't make this stuff up!

'Duct Tape Bandit' Charged in Robbery

ASHLAND, Ky. (AP) - A man accused of being the "Duct Tape Bandit" has gotten into a sticky situation.

The man, who had his head wrapped in duct tape to conceal his identity, walked into a liquor store on Friday, Ashland police said.

Shamrock Liquors store manager Bill Steele had some duct tape of his own, but his was wrapped around a wooden club that sent the robber fleeing, according to a report by WSAZ-TV in Huntington, W.Va.

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He is from Kentucky. Maybe a little of that KY Jelly will help remove the tape.
 
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUST13970120070815

EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT I THINK YOU DROPPED SOMETHING...

TOKYO (Reuters) - A Japanese biker failed to notice his leg had been severed below the knee when he hit a safety barrier, and rode on for more than a mile, leaving a friend to pick up the missing limb.

The 54-year-old office worker was out on his motorcycle with a group of friends in the city of Hamamatsu, west of Tokyo, on Monday, when he was unable to negotiate a curve in the road and bumped into the central barrier, the Mainichi Shimbun said.

He felt excruciating pain, but did not notice that his right leg was missing until he stopped at the next junction, the paper quoted local police as saying.

The man and his leg were taken to a hospital, but the limb had been crushed in the collision, the paper said.
 
MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this. She brought my vodka, I was watching TV, and all I asked for was a hot sandwich from the kitchen"
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I bet next time he'll get up and get his own sandwich.:rofl:
 
And here she was kind enough to make him a weenie roast in the privacy and comfort of his own home. Some people.

I love the comment: "I was burning like a torch." I bet it was more like a matchstick, a very small matchstick. IMHO
 
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We're talking SERIOUS shrinkage
 
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070909/ap_on_fe_st/odd_salty_burger :doh:

Oversalted burger leads to charges

UNION CITY, Ga. - A McDonald's employee spent a night in jail and is facing criminal charges because a police officer's burger was too salty, so salty that he says it made him sick.

Kendra Bull was arrested Friday, charged with misdemeanor reckless conduct and freed on $1,000 bail.

Bull, 20, said she accidentally spilled salt on hamburger meat and told her supervisor and a co-worker, who "tried to thump the salt off."

On her break, she ate a burger made with the salty meat. "It didn't make me sick," Bull told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

But then Police Officer Wendell Adams got a burger made with the oversalted meat, and he returned a short time later and told the manager it made him sick.

Bull admitted spilling salt on the meat, and Adams took her outside and questioned her, she said.

"If it was too salty, why did (Adams) not take one bite and throw it away?" said Bull, who has worked at the restaurant for five months. She said she didn't know a police officer got one of the salty burgers because she couldn't see the drive-through window from her work area.

Police said samples of the burger were sent to the state crime lab for tests.

City public information officer George Louth said Bull was charged because she served the burger "without regards to the well-being of anyone who might consume it."
 
Officer Adams sounds like one of those folks who abuse the power of the badge, and has a paranoid streak to go along with it.
 
So she got charged with a salt? Stoopid cop. No salty donut for him.
 
A Salt and Peppery
A Salt with a Greasy weapon









Must be time for bed!
 
Gee, wonder who God's lawyer is going to be.
 
I think the guy is trying to proving that our justice system is quite ridiculous with its law suits, and how you can sue anyone for anything. (But I love to through that phrase around, no better way to get people to **** off)
 
But since God isnt going to appear in court, wouldnt that make it a mistrial, or some kind of forfeit? I didnt read the whole thing.. I wonder what he is suing for? Whats he asking for in recompense?
 
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