When you should stop....

swear????????

All the damn time....I mean....we'll see. I mean think about it....I have to first find the suit, then get it like 100X bigger than me cause there ain't no way I am posting a form fitting bathing suit pic of me anywhere...then show the fitting room attendant what I have....then I have to have someone w/ me to take the pic. :convinced: I'm exhausted thinking about it. It does sound fun though. If you get more people to do it...you can count me in. :bigok:
 
lol... sounds like this idea's not a winner. maybe we can LS or DanC to do it...

for the record, form-fitting isn't the point of the contest. it's supposed to be the LEAST flattering thing you can find!
 
Ok one last thing then off to bed..I would pay good money to see either one of those two play your game. You definitely should not exclude guys. Perhaps BD would like to play! lol
 
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another reason why I get a little bit of tan just for a summer glow and not all year long.....

She looks like she's wearing 'leather' and has tinfoil to hold her hair back.....kinda like roasting a pig, you must foil the ears.....:doh:
 
She looks like she's wearing 'leather' and has tinfoil to hold her hair back.....kinda like roasting a pig, you must foil the ears.....:doh:

now that you say that she reminds me of beef jerkey
 
Hmm...I live in Florida and I am so glad that I am not a sun worshipper.I would rather be chalky white thank you.You all can just call me Casper.Boo!!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
My husband is a lifeguard at Wet n Wild water park and he says he sees so much odd stuff.Like if anyone has ever watched the old re-runs of Gilligans Island?The Skipper's nickname for Gilligan was "little buddy".Are you with me so far?Anyhoo...my husband says this guy was wearing a very very small Speedo,and his"little buddy" was hanging out and he didn't care!!!:rofl: :rofl: My husband said he almost gagged because it was nauseating to look at.
 
So you ladies are going to have a birthday suit photo contest??
This could possibly be interesting.
 
:hmm: I should post an old one of me in Jamaica.....:theyareon
 
I'm sorry...

I just had to look again.
 
Yeah, I think I'll pass on this contest.......K-ma, you showed the awful, gross, horrific picture that started all this talk- you should have to join in on this contest for punishment:tongue:

Ok....let me catch up........

First of all, Daisy_Mae started this thread, not me. But yes I did submit the
2nd photo. Secondly, OMG! I did not notice the placement of her bikini top until Clubby pointed it out. That in itself could be a whole other thread!!!! Thirdly, see bolded above .............. and now for the response: :rofl: I'll post picks of bad bathing suits, but it wont be me in them.
 
All of you make me sick. All of you are so freaking shallow. So an old gomer wants to wear a bikini, and does not care what all of you narrow-minded peeople think, so what?! Good for her, damn it!

This is not a matter of "modesty" and "disqust", but a matter of pure and outermost discrimination. Imagine the same reaction to a hot beach bimbo. Nooo......a hot beach bimbo looks "hot", so we like that....an old saggy woman is a big no-no....Hipocrits!

I agree that this may not please the eyes of most people, but people have the right to do whatever the hell they want in the realms of reasonable boundries. If it's OK for Pam Anderson, it's OK for Rosie O'Donell as well. "nuf said. :mmph: :rant:
 
All of you make me sick. All of you are so freaking shallow. So an old gomer wants to wear a bikini, and does not care what all of you narrow-minded peeople think, so what?! Good for her, damn it!

This is not a matter of "modesty" and "disqust", but a matter of pure and outermost discrimination. Imagine the same reaction to a hot beach bimbo. Nooo......a hot beach bimbo looks "hot", so we like that....an old saggy woman is a big no-no....Hipocrits!

I agree that this may not please the eyes of most people, but people have the right to do whatever the hell they want in the realms of reasonable boundries. If it's OK for Pam Anderson, it's OK for Rosie O'Donell as well. "nuf said. :mmph: :rant:

Having skin like that is so unhealthy......so is embarrassing your relatives (young child) leaving your boobies hanging (sagging) out....no shallowness here, just show some modesty. This was not a nude beach?

We do have the 'right' to do what we want, and we will suffer the consequences of that 'right' because it's also our 'right' to show our thoughts at others exercising 'their right'. They put it out there for it to be commented on.

Don't like it, don't look....don't like the comments, don't show it.

It's a double edged sword.

BTW I don't think Rosie is one for a thong neither.....but if she chose to wear one, I'm sure the comments would fly.....and they wouldn't be the same as Pam Anderson's. As for my appearance in a thong, the comments would fall in between....and I'd expect some. Buyer beware.
 
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Having skin like that is so unhealthy......so is embarrassing your relatives (young child) leaving your boobies hanging (sagging) out....no shallowness here, just show some modesty. This was not a nude beach?

We do have the 'right' to do what we want, and we will suffer the consequences of that 'right' because it's also our 'right' to show our thoughts at others exercising 'their right'. They put it out there for it to be commented on.

Don't like it, don't look....don't like the comments, don't show it.

It's a double edged sword.

BTW I don't think Rosie is one for a thong neither.....but if she chose to wear one, I'm sure the comments would fly.....and they wouldn't be the same as Pam Anderson's. As for my appearance in a thong, the comments would fall in between....and I'd expect some. Buyer beware.


Allow me to disagree. "but if she chose to wear one, I'm sure the comments would fly.....and they wouldn't be the same as Pam Anderson's.: - that's the whole problem and you're making my point!!!
What do you think about this: acceptable???
 
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Allow me to disagree. "but if she chose to wear one, I'm sure the comments would fly.....and they wouldn't be the same as Pam Anderson's.: - that's the whole problem and you're making my point!!!
What do you think about this: acceptable???

I think if you put it out there, expect comments. It's not shallow, it's just comments as to what's not always appropriate.:yo:

And I think it is more of a matter of modesty. If Pam Anderson came to my pool party hanging out of a thong, I think it would be inappropriate as well (also Rosie - I shudder and cringe at that thought)....Pam wants to wear that thong, wear it in the Playboy issue, not at my home.
 
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first of all, thank you BD for taking that crude picture down.

secondly, alligator skin is gross.

thirdly, there are some bathing suits that would flatter these women. they have underwires to hold their chests up and lower cut legs that are more flattering to a sagging derriere. it's not that they aren't allowed to wear what they want, but to wear something that is highly unflattering warrants a visit from the "what not to wear" people. KM, preco, crazybutt, bluesky, mrsk, and i (sorry if i left any of you other girls out) are happy to do the job, since stacy london and clinton kelly are busy :p
 
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