Paris Hilton Gets 45 Days in Jail!!

Write it, I'll sign it, and hopefully the like-minded Spoofers will post it in other places for others to sign. This could become a movement!
 
Now it sounds like she may spend as little as 4-5 days, but more than likely 21-23 days, because of overcrowding.
 
I don't care for her at all, but I can see her getting seriously roughed up in jail. :(
BUT, she did break her probation and she must serve her time.
 
callmeCrazyButt said:
I don't care for her at all, but I can see her getting seriously roughed up in jail. :(
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That is why there are medical segregation rooms. We use them when inmates should NOT be in the general population, although sometimes it would be nice to put KNOWN AND CONVICTED child molesters in with the general jail populace.
 
Ahhh I see.....said the blind man. :tongue: I had no idea they did that. I agree w/ you about the child molesters. :claps: :bigok:
 
They should put her uder house arrest, or whatever its called when you gotta wear the thing on your ankle so you cant leave..
 
LiveSquid said:
They should put her uder house arrest, or whatever its called when you gotta wear the thing on your ankle so you cant leave..
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When you live in a mansion with servents house arrest isn't really punishment. Right?
 
snibble said:
When you live in a mansion with servents house arrest isn't really punishment. Right?
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They should confine her to the roof, leave her there for a couple months, and charge her 20k a day.
 
Whew, now its okay for me to smoke pot because Paris does it. LOL

Come on, folks. Of course she smokes the sticky icky. People like her dont usually get into all these situations without some kind of chemical assistance. I would be completely surprised if she wasnt doing cocaine/crack, heroine, etc.
 
:eek: I'm SHOCKED!!!! :eek:

Do you want to know what's even more shocking and appauling?? Take a look at that picture!!! I cannot believe it! Look at her MANICURE!!!! She's really on a downward spiral! Quick, get her some help! Get her to a nail salon!!

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Oh! The humanity! :cry:
 
Good thing they didn't show her shoes..................
 
According to reports, inmates are forbidden from wearing makeup and hair extensions, and are allowed only two pairs of socks and underpants.
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Who needs underpants when you are a pop tart?
 
The headline today on CNN is that she is "tramuatized" at the thought of going to jail.
She needs to take some of her money and buy herself a ticket to the real world - and please get a manicure before coming right Preco? (loved it! :rofl:)
 
Paris Hilton's Jail Time Cut in Half

Hilton's Jail Term Cut to About 23 Days.

LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton will serve about half of her 45-day jail sentence and will be separated from the general inmate population, authorities said Wednesday.

The hotel heiress will spend about 23 days in a "special needs housing unit" at the Century Regional Detention Center in suburban Lynwood, Los Angeles County sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said.

Her sentence was shortened after jail officials gave her credit for good behavior, Whitmore said. Officials considered several factors in calculating the credit, including that she appeared for her latest court date, he said.

Hilton will stay in a unit that contains 12 two-person cells reserved for police officers, public officials, celebrities and other high-profile inmates, he said.

Like everyone else in the 2,200-inmate facility, Hilton will get at least an hour outside her cell each day to shower, watch television, participate in outdoor recreation or talk on the telephone, he said.


http://www.comcast.net/entertainmen...fn=/2007/05/16/665236.html&cvqh=itn_parisjail
 
SharonL said:
Hilton's Jail Term Cut to About 23 Days.

LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton will serve about half of her 45-day jail sentence and will be separated from the general inmate population, authorities said Wednesday.

The hotel heiress will spend about 23 days in a "special needs housing unit" at the Century Regional Detention Center in suburban Lynwood, Los Angeles County sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said.

Her sentence was shortened after jail officials gave her credit for good behavior, Whitmore said. Officials considered several factors in calculating the credit, including that she appeared for her latest court date, he said.

Hilton will stay in a unit that contains 12 two-person cells reserved for police officers, public officials, celebrities and other high-profile inmates, he said.

Like everyone else in the 2,200-inmate facility, Hilton will get at least an hour outside her cell each day to shower, watch television, participate in outdoor recreation or talk on the telephone, he said.


http://www.comcast.net/entertainmen...fn=/2007/05/16/665236.html&cvqh=itn_parisjail
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This stinks, I guess who ever cut her time in half for good behavior didn't see the picture of her smoking pot... Or maybe they were high them selves?
 
WHAT? Only 23 days? That is a bunch of bunk. I am so tired of famous people thinking they are above the laws and get special treatment. I hope somebody breaks in the special needs area and kicks her butt!

And what is up with this "special needs" area? :convinced:........ Maybe she is mentally challenged!!!!!
 
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