Paris Hilton Gets 45 Days in Jail!!

spazntwitch said:
She really is lucky that the court didn't hold her in contempt for showing up 10-18 minutes late (depending on the story) to her hearing.

The jail will provide two cold meals (breakfast, lunch) and one hot meal (dinner); and no beef or pork, only poultry-based meals are served. She will be segregated from the inmate population and will be let out for one hour every day for exercise, showering, phone calls, etc. Most will probably be on phone calls ranting about the injustice served upon her poor little booty.

Her cell will be 12-by-8 feet with a toilet, sink and a window 6 inches wide. At least it is bigger than a toilet stall.

And no clubby, she won't be going to a posh jail. It may be good for her to live in the real world for a few weeks.
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It will be a media event...one that she'll turn a profit on....:money:
 
precocious said:
I think you should sharpen your math skills......Paris, Nicole, Brittany, Jessica, Lyndsay (?),......shall I continue?:doh:
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I said at least - meaning more than the two I listed. I try my very best not to keep up with all the stupidity these young ladies exemplify daily. It is sad that the media feels the need to bring it to our attention!
 
I hope this doesn't turn into another reality show!!!
 
DanC said:
Clubby's right, that's the story on foxnews.com

Hey, you feeling better, Clubby?
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i'm doing alright, thanks dan. a weekend without the kids made me miss them somethin' fierce. it also allowed me two good nights of sleep and a couple of afternoon naps!!
 
clubchick said:
i'm doing alright, thanks dan. a weekend without the kids made me miss them somethin' fierce. it also allowed me two good nights of sleep and a couple of afternoon naps!!
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I was just going to send you a pm because I didn't see you around and I knew you weren't doing well the other day.

Glad to hear your feeling a bit better.;)

P.S. Will Angelgrammi take my kids too?....please!
 
lol... she's bringing them back in a few minutes...

i just read this about the county jail:

Each day, the incarcerated are permitted outside their cells for an hour to shower, watch TV in the day room, participate in outdoor activities or talk on the phone. (Cell phones are not allowed in the jail cells.)

As for food, inmates are offered three-poultry-based low-sodium meals a day. The jail's overseer calls it "a very nice place."
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don't sound too bad...
 
I've been in worse places.
 
Her original charges were alcohol related??? I went to a funeral for my best friends son last November. He was rear ended by a drunk driver and pushed into a log truck. His only child was born 2 months after his death. I have no pity for her. Her driving is a danger to innocent people. She can pay someone to drive her around.
 
Who out there really feels sorry for her? She wouldn't last 5 min. in any of our lives. She should try living on $1400 a month when the money runs out before the month runs out, taking care of a husband who just had a stroke and trying to make your kids stay in school.
If any of us did what she did we would be in jail too, we just wouldn't have press about it or anyone worried about how it would affect us.
 
you guys hear that she is now petioning the governor for a pardon?

if this were you or me, we'd be up do-do creek without a paddle. she was given a "second chance" when she was given probation. how many DUI victims are given a "second chance"? this is ridiculous. celebrity or no, when it boils down to it- we all take a crap the same way. what would be the fairness in saying, "oh ok....third chance it is". either way, she was bound for jail some day.

maybe the next reality show should be based on the rehabs and jail time they go through. "the simple life: jail time". :yo:
 
She is a complete twit. And that is putting it lightly.
 
Paris - A decaying, over rated and over exposed city renowned for women of ill repute and horrendous personal hygiene.

Hilton - An overpriced hotel chain.

Yup, the name's appropriate
 
DanC said:
Paris - A decaying, over rated and over exposed city renowned for women of ill repute and horrendous personal hygiene.

Hilton - An overpriced hotel chain.

Yup, the name's appropriate
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:claps:

They say you live up to your name......;)
 
snibble said:
Well, my generation had "Chrissy" from Threes Company... people getting ricer by making dumb look "cute". I guess every generation has them! :doh:
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The difference is that Chrissy was a character played by a smart woman who was acting dumb. Paris is actually dumb.
 
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