Omg!!!! - man has sex with picnic table

Choochoojr said:
No problem, here you go ;)

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WOW - You made my day. :rolleyes:

spazntwitch said:
K, the question is why was the neighbor secretly taping him FOUR times? Once is enough for evidence...
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The more documentation you have the better unfortunately. However, I hope he just had his/her camera "set-up" and didnt have to stand there and watch it!
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Now we all know that the hole in a picnic table isn't all that large......

A Bellevue man will spend six months behind bars.....
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The bars are spaced very wide apart (comparatively).......What will he do now? :noidea:

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And good point Spaz.......besides taping 4 times, he must've observed it many times prior to know he'd come back and do it again....much less stand there with camera in hand.....:doh:.....
 
spazntwitch said:
K, the question is why was the neighbor secretly taping him FOUR times? Once is enough for evidence...
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Same reason people watch Nascar and rubberneck at wrecks on the highway, he was hoping to see some carnage.
 
okay, so the real story behind the story... this is one sick f*er

Police say it was all out in the open and within eyesight of Ridge Elementary School and its playground.
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This guy is going to get beat up in jail. How's he gonna explain what he's in for? LOL
 
precocious said:
Why be so formal and ask now? Don't you always anyway? :noidea:
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speaking of that... last night i was telling hubby about a comment my friend, gabi, made. gabi and i were discussing "boot camp", which i teach at the gym, and how i could get more students to attend. there's a different boot camp that meets near the gym, and we were talking about "poaching" cadets... so i told her we could tell them that they weren't really in a fitness boot camp, but, rather, they are involved with a terrorist camp and were training to be... well, terrorists. my friend gabi said, "yeah, tell 'em that when they're told to jump and yell 'kamikaze', it's not just for fun!"

so, anyway, i told hubby this story. about an hour later, he said, "i'm only doing this because you've rubbed off on me... but, remember how you told me gabi said they say 'kamikaze'? technically, it would be, 'banzai!!'"

i said, "you're blaming your anal retentiveness on me??" and he gave me the biggest sh*t eating ear-to-ear grin and said, "yep!"


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See, I knew he had many redeeming qualities! :proud:
 
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