Omg!!!! - man has sex with picnic table

um.... better than another woman.... i mean, come on, he's married.... makes you wonder if his wife needs a thump on the head, too...
 
precocious said:
I'm just glad I don't live in South Africa :eek:

You guys should be glad too! :doh:
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I don't get why this "appliance" would bother somebody other than one intending rape ... :hmm:
 
monkfish said:
I don't get why this "appliance" would bother somebody other than one intending rape ... :hmm:
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:doh: Only a man who would not have to adorn this product all the time would make such a comment...:doh:
 
precocious said:
:doh: Only a man who would not have to adorn this product all the time would make such a comment...:doh:
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holy cow... we have to be martha stewart in the home, jenna jameson in the bedroom, and some sort of "in between" as we carry on during the day. i can't believe the criticism/comments/jokes i endure when i tell people i'm a jr. high teacher. i can't imagine having to wear that thing just to protect myself. one more reason

(done with my best borat impression)

I LOVE U.S.A.!

HI-EE- FIVE!!
 
I just realized that this is not what it seems. This poor guy is suffering from a rare psycological disorder which makes him think he's a picnic umbrella.
 
DanC said:
I just realized that this is not what it seems. This poor guy is suffering from a rare psycological disorder which makes him think he's a picnic umbrella.
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:hmm: Obviously for very short people.....:p


LOL
 
How do you know? He (apparently) didn't have time to unfold.







And remember, delusions like that aren't hampered by reality.
Take Preco's mood for instance, no connection to reality there!
 
Dan, Dan......*shakes head*.....it's all relative.....:rolleyes:


;)

Unfold? :hmmmm2: Is that what you do with it? I always thought it extended....:hmm:
 
umbrellas unfold


relatives? Yeah, they probably had something to do with it, too.
 
The top part does unless you have one with a folding pole too? *ouch*

*the thought of that even makes me flinch!* :eek:
 
snibble said:
http://www.fox19.com/Global/story.asp?S=8083860&nav=menu63_2

Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table
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Was it virgin wood?

JerryP said:
You don't have to worry about that. I don't think a picnic table can get pregnant.
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And just where do you think shrubs come from?

clubchick said:
um.... better than another woman.... i mean, come on, he's married.... makes you wonder if his wife needs a thump on the head, too...
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Can you say "frigid"?
 
Hmm
Perhaps he is extremely nearsighted and she's um, uh, well, shall we say 'not too responsive'??
 
DanC said:
Hmm
Perhaps he is extremely nearsighted and she's um, uh, well, shall we say 'not too responsive'??
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LMAO... i just glanced over what you said and... at first i read it "well shaved" LOL LOL LOL LOL
 
gee thanks for the update Chooch.....:rolleyes:

Where is the gag smilie when you need it????
 
K-Ma said:
gee thanks for the update Chooch.....:rolleyes:

Where is the gag smilie when you need it????
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No problem, here you go ;)

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K, the question is why was the neighbor secretly taping him FOUR times? Once is enough for evidence...
 
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