Odd comments that have nothing to do with anything else...

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Now we know how Michael Phelps learned to hold his breath so long...............

Killer bong hits.


Dumb cluck.
 
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I wish I was somewhere else and rich.......................:bounce:
 
I wish you were, too.........(remember, all of us are your friends)
 
Yes, but this particular garbage truck knocked into a utility pole across the street from the preschool...causing the school to close right when I tried to drop my kids off. Thus, I had to take them to a meeting I had and proceed to watch them run around like maniacs, despite grabbing them to pin them down and threaten them. Thus, the reason I hate garbage trucks.
 
Yes, but this particular garbage truck knocked into a utility pole across the street from the preschool...causing the school to close right when I tried to drop my kids off. Thus, I had to take them to a meeting I had and proceed to watch them run around like maniacs, despite grabbing them to pin them down and threaten them. Thus, the reason I hate garbage trucks.

Just a word of advice......from one mother to another..:shhh:..always keep an ample supply of duct tape ready and available just for these unexpected times....:wink:
 
Just a word of advice......from one mother to another..:shhh:..always keep an ample supply of duct tape ready and available just for these unexpected times....:wink:

Am I supposed to bind my own mouth and hands and pretend they are keeping me hostage, in order to get sympathy from other adults?
 
Am I supposed to bind my own mouth and hands and pretend they are keeping me hostage, in order to get sympathy from other adults?

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oh...I see your point now. Will it hold up to 50 pounds?
 
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: omg those pics are to funny!!!!!!
 
You know he's Italian when you hear that teenager on the phone saying, "I swear on my mother's eyes"...:doh:
 
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