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OOO I want to buy a lotto ticket. I think I'll do that next week :)
 
She's got a way with words. It's a clean romance novel and I actually enjoyed reading it. The publisher says it will be about 6 months before all is said and done and the book will be on the shelf. :)

That's great, congrats to Mrs. Spaz! :claps:
 
So much smut and bad language anymore. It is hard to find a book or movie that has a good enough plot that the author doesnt need to use fillers of vulgarity.

WTF u talkin' 'bout?








:p LOL
 
I was in the livingroom and realzed I needed something from the kitchen, so I went into the kitchen got sidetracked and forgot what I went there for......then I went back to the livingroom and realized what I forgot.....went back to the kitchen, got sidetracked again and forgot what I came here for....I've done this 3 times....:rofl:....so far.....LOL

It stinks getting old.....:p
 
That is because you have read too many dirty romance novels and all the smut and vulgarity fillers have clogged up your memory space! LOL

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I went apple picking today. It was fun. I hope to make things with the apples and not just let them rot. At least that is my current plan. :-/
 
I was in the livingroom and realzed I needed something from the kitchen, so I went into the kitchen got sidetracked and forgot what I went there for......then I went back to the livingroom and realized what I forgot.....went back to the kitchen, got sidetracked again and forgot what I came here for....I've done this 3 times....:rofl:....so far.....LOL

It stinks getting old.....:p

You get to an age when you think a lot about the hereafter.
You walk into a room anc think "What did I come in hereafter?"
 
I was in the livingroom and realzed I needed something from the kitchen, so I went into the kitchen got sidetracked and forgot what I went there for......then I went back to the livingroom and realized what I forgot.....went back to the kitchen, got sidetracked again and forgot what I came here for....I've done this 3 times....:rofl:....so far.....LOL

It stinks getting old.....:p

You must have a huge house!....:eek:
Damn millionaires! :rant:

J/K :p

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You must have a huge house!....:eek:
Damn millionaires! :rant:

J/K :p

This message was brought to you by American Foundation for treatment of Alzheimer's Disease

:worry:Yeah, my house is big (4600SqFt).....:worry:yeah, perhaps the Alzheimer's is setting in.....:doh:....millionaire?....I wish.....:ohwell:
 
I wouldn't speak spanish, that's for sure! LOL
 
Spanglish is more useful than Spanish or English. Spanglish is the official language of the completely misunderstood. In fact, I tell my husband I speak Spanglish all the time at restaurants. On atleast 5 occasions I have asked for coffee at the beginning of a meal. On 4 occasions, I was served coffee at the last possible moment. One 1 occasion I was forgotten completely. On one occasion my husband and I asked to have our dessert boxed up to take home, and when it was brought out on a plate to eat, my husband reminded the waiter. The waiter looked at us like we had 3 heads and a dozen eyeballs. I reminded hubby that we speak Spanglish...a language only we understand. All of these events were at upscale places nonetheless...but maybe because we personally weren't paying for it, the waiters were playing a joke on us. ha ha...yeah funny. heh
 
My six year old would not eat a ding dong I offered him because I took 2 bites out of it and heaven forbid! Germs! He said it would be gross because my mouth had touched it.

"What?!" I said.
"I birthed you!!!!"

and muttered to my husband "wait until he finds out what was involved with that"!

..starting a savings account for the therapy now.
 
My six year old would not eat a ding dong I offered him because I took 2 bites out of it and heaven forbid! Germs! He said it would be gross because my mouth had touched it.

"What?!" I said.
"I birthed you!!!!"

and muttered to my husband "wait until he finds out what was involved with that"!

..starting a savings account for the therapy now.

LOL that is so funny!
Just yesterday Amber was asking if she could have a drink of my water. I don't like people drinking out of my glass and especially not out of my straw so I told her no. She told me "mom, I came out of you. Don't you think my germs were all over the place in there". I will never forget that. I'm usually the one saying stuff like "well, I birthed you".
 
Please remain calm and go about your daily routines. I have to go to Key West this morning, but I'll return this evening, unless the space aliens get me.
Carry on.
 
Dan, I wish I could go with you.......I'd appreciate a little Jimmy Buffet right about now and a big Marguerita in a bit....;)
 
:rant: I figured out yesterday who is going around and rating threads with a 1, and not responding to the thread :spy: Or should I say-at least one of the people.



:hug: Thanks Apple
 
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