sun22beam
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Well this is all I'm thinking about now.
Thanks!
Note to self : Lock bathroom door and take batteries out of camera.
Well this is all I'm thinking about now.
Thanks!
what are you talking about? :noidea: I don't pull on my thumbs...they're barely even opposable at this point.
Yeah,......OK....:sus:
You may see it that way, but it's sooooo not true...
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:rofl:
I don't know about you, but our gas went up about 30 cents a gallon tonight.
Then I got this email today.
It was a link to get free gas from Chevron.
I was so excited!
Free gas :marshmallow:
http://clickme.50webs.org/
[:rofl:
I don't know about you, but our gas went up about 30 cents a gallon tonight.
Then I got this email today.
It was a link to get free gas from Chevron.
I was so excited!
Free gas :marshmallow:
http://clickme.50webs.org/
I don't know about you, but our gas went up about 30 cents a gallon tonight.
Then I got this email today.
It was a link to get free gas from Chevron.
I was so excited!
Free gas :marshmallow:
http://clickme.50webs.org/
MEASUREMENTS
The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.
A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.
The average man's p*nis is twice the length of his thumb.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died.
Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate. . . .
they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate!
Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
The average woman is five inches shorter than the average man.
And. . . .
. . . . All males are still checking their thumbs..
So women blink twice as much as men
And people blink more rapidly when they're lying
therefore..........................
(do I have to spell it out?)
So women blink twice as much as men
And people blink more rapidly when they're lying
therefore..........................
(do I have to spell it out?)