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oh, man.............prunes really give me gas :( ....can't.....stop......eating.....them.... :toilet:
 
gr8nrg said:
oh, man.............prunes really give me gas :( ....can't.....stop......eating.....them.... :toilet:
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Sooooooooooooooo glad I am not at your house right now :faint:
 
gr8nrg said:
oh, man.............prunes really give me gas :( ....can't.....stop......eating.....them.... :toilet:
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:28:I hope you live alone.......................:sus:
 
MEASUREMENTS


The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.

A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.

It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.

The average man's p*nis is twice the length of his thumb.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died.

Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate. . . .
they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate!

Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

The average woman is five inches shorter than the average man.

And. . . .




. . . . All males are still checking their thumbs..
 
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Good one dbee........

BTW Doesn't matter if you keep pulling on your thumbs gr8, it won't change things...:doh:


:secret: She said the "P" word.:p
 
dbee said:
When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate. . . .
they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate!
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Talk about mixed signals. That may very well explain why I met so many jerks in college. Don't you get the message? Look into my eyes! LOL
 
precocious said:
Good one dbee........

BTW Doesn't matter if you keep pulling on your thumbs gr8, it won't change things...:doh:


:secret: She said the "P" word.:p
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what are you talking about? :noidea: I don't pull on my thumbs...they're barely even opposable at this point.
 
gr8nrg said:
yeah, the flood gates have been opened, trust me.........:worry:
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Ewwww.....if I wasnt a Mom who has experienced all levels of puke, poop and pee that might really gross me out!
 
K-Ma said:
Ewwww.....if I wasnt a Mom who has experienced all levels of puke, poop and pee that might really gross me out!
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:convinced: I was talking about......hurricane Ike..... :eek:
 
gr8nrg said:
:convinced: I was talking about......hurricane Ike..... :eek:
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Well this is all I'm thinking about now.
thpoop-2-1.jpg

Thanks! :p
 
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