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monkfish said:
Sometimes when I see those, I look at my watch to time how long it takes for you to ask. I divide the seconds by five, and then I know how many miles away from the poster you are.
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I will break sccrbrs6 of this habit if it kills me!

I think its funny how youre always the first one to post some smart donkey answer after I ask.
 
You might want to start shopping for a good deal on a coffin.

:rip: Squiddy, I'll miss your wit.

:tongue:
:hug:
 
Hi, all, I'm back from my stint at the gates of Perdition.
(otherwise known as Homestead, FL)
 
Welcome home (you are home, right?) either way, welcome from leaving Homestead.
 
Yeah, I'm home. Thanks for the greeting!
 
DanC said:
Hi, all, I'm back from my stint at the gates of Perdition.
(otherwise known as Homestead, FL)
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Welcome back Dan! :hug: We missed you. You have a lot to catch up on so get busy :typing:
 
sccrbrs6 said:
The world is ending! thought you ought to know! :faint:
/Quirrell
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What did you do??? Was there electricity involved?? :tongue:

Kadin'sMama said:
are you asleep at 1 or 2? Since Butty and I are night owls that would prob be good for us.
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We're coming up on 1am and neither of you are here. Looks like I'm going to have to go it alone. If I'm not back on in the morning...send for help.

DanC said:
Hi, all, I'm back from my stint at the gates of Perdition.
(otherwise known as Homestead, FL)
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Welcome back!!! :hug:
*Hey....the hug smilie is no longer in the top 24...hmm:convinced: . I wonder if it was overused. :convinced: :convinced: *
 
callmeCrazyButt said:
We're coming up on 1am and neither of you are here. Looks like I'm going to have to go it alone. If I'm not back on in the morning...send for help.
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Sorry Butty, I started to drive there but my car's map light got mad when I turned it off so it sent out a shock which burned the directions. Because I don't have a GPS (for obvious reasons) I turned around and came home.

DanC said:
Hi, all, I'm back from my stint at the gates of Perdition.
(otherwise known as Homestead, FL)
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welcome home Dan!:wave:
How was your trip?
 
Is anyone still up? Im somewhat tipsy and wide awake. Zzzzzzzzz.

Anyone have any..... Zzzzzzzz

Hey! Wheres my..... Zzzzzz
 
I had to cut up some onions yesterday. Now my left forefinger smells like vidalias.
 
Thanks for the 'welcome backs'
The trip was a tough job, I've never seen such a concentration of incompetents trying to cover their a$$es, while looking for a scapegoat.
We only put the city in the dark once, that turned out to be a programming error by another company, so instead of being the villain, we are the heroes that found the problem.
Two of the other companies involved have approached us about 'partnering' for future projects. That's very cool, because it means that they realize that we pulled their bacon out of the fire and they realize it!
Anyway, I'm looking forward to working here at my desk for a few weeks!
 
Wash it with lemon and salt.

Also, sticking it in your butt should cover the smell of Vidalias with no problem. LOL
 
monkfish said:
I had to cut up some onions yesterday. Now my left forefinger smells like vidalias.
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Wash it with lemon and salt.

Also, sticking that finger in your butt should cover the smell of Vidalias with no problem. LOL


(sorry)
 
monkfish said:
I had to cut up some onions yesterday. Now my left forefinger smells like vidalias.
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If you have a stainless steel sink - rub your finger on it - works everytime!
 
callmeCrazyButt said:
We're coming up on 1am and neither of you are here. Looks like I'm going to have to go it alone. If I'm not back on in the morning...send for help.
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I fell asleep on the couch around 11:30-12, woke up after 1:30, laid in bed for about a half hour reading and I just got up like 10 minutes ago. I guess I was tired! I apologize!
 
No no no.. I only ask that question when an apstrophe is used to denote plurality. When it is indicative of a possessive I have no problems... With that, anyway.
 
monkfish said:
I think I like your answer better than Squiddy's.

LS: Squiddy's what?
MF: Squiddy's answer.​
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I used to work in a pizza shop/deli in college and it never failed I had a date or somewhere to go after work and I would have to cut onions! If you do it immediately after chopping, it works p.d.q. - you might have to rub your fingers a couple of times since you did it yesterday.
 
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