Word Association game

(Off Topic... but to explain for crisplinen... ILL... INI is a crowd back-and-forth cheer-in the fashion of Tastes Great...Less Filling- that is hollered at University of Illinois ILLINI athletic events. )
 
y'allbonics


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If you do not understand any of them, contact a Southerner for an explanation.


HEIDI:
(noun)
Greeting.

HIRE YEW:
(complete sentence)
Remainder of greeting.
Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?"

BARD:
(verb)
Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."

JAWJUH:
(noun)
The state north of Florida. Capital is Lanner.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."

BAMMER:
(noun)
The state west of Jawjuh. Capital is Berminhayum.
Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in
improvements."

MUNTS:
(noun)
A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."

THANK:
(verb)
Cognitive process.
Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a Coke."

RANCH:
(noun)
A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
Usage: "I thank I leff my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother
from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."

ALL:
(noun)
A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

FAR:
(noun)
A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change theall in my pickup truck,
that thing's gonna catch far."

TAR:
(noun)
A rubber wheel.
Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."

TIRE:
(noun)
A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, Ah sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Pars sometime."

RETARD:
(verb)
To stop working.
Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."

FARN:
(adjective)
Not domestic.
Usage: "I! cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed must be from some farn country."

DID:
(adjective)
Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim."

ARE:
(noun)
A colorless, odorless gas; oxygen.
Usage: "He cain't breathe give 'im some ARE!"

BOB WAR:
(noun)
A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence
 
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I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to my ho cause she all fly
But I can take the heat cause I'm the other white meat known as 'Kid Funky Fried'
 
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