Does a checken have lips?
Does a rattlesnake have hips?
Can an elephant make a living blowing bubbles through his nose?
Can a blind man stare?
These lines are in a song by a band called "Balance of Power". Song is called "Searching for the Truth" according to google.
However, I found your exact quote, plus some here:
http://www.topix.net/forum/news/world-records/TQA1EJ4QL1Q91UV26
second to last post.