Questioning a Question game

[precocious]

What if someone imposes their 'right', which you see as 'wrong', on your 'right'?

 

[diGriz]

Who's on first?

 

[precocious]

Hasn't that been asked already?

 

[DanC]

What if it has?

 

[LiveSquid]

Actually "Whos on first" isnt a question at all in the classical tradition of the joke. But if it was a question, and it has been asked, wouldnt we already know the answer?

 

[diGriz]

Can't we all just get along?

 

[precocious]

Are we not getting along?

 

[diGriz]

Just how long is it?

 

[precocious]

Do you have a yard stick?

 

[LiveSquid]

Do I really need one?

 

[precocious]

Are you saying you don't have one?

 

[callmeCrazyButt]

Should everyone have one?

 

[precocious]

Wouldn't you be lost without one?

 

[callmeCrazyButt]

So are you saying that you have one?

 

[precocious]

Of course, how else would I know if things fit?

 

[diGriz]

was it a Spoofee freebie or did you actually spend money on it?

 

[precocious]

Do you think I don't have money to spend?

 

[diGriz]

Did you spend all your Nigerian lottery winnings?

 

[Binkster]

Why would she spend her money there and not just hand it over to me ?

 

[diGriz]

Do you think you can be trusted?