Questioning a Question game

[daredevil]

Did you know she is very capable of tooting her own horn?

 

[sun22beam]

Is the clown worried that her horn is louder than his?

 

[precocious]

Does the clown want to toot her horn or does he want someone to toot his horn?

 

[WENEEDLIGHT]

Why don't you toot your own horn?

 

[daphneg64]

are we talking tooting horns or passing gas?

 

[callmeCrazyButt]

Are we done talking about that bear in the woods?

 

[Choochoojr]

What is the story about the bear in the woods?

 

[daphneg64]

Oh my did you miss the fun we had with the bear in the woods if he used charmin when he pooped and did the cha cha cha dance?

 

[sun22beam]

Why don't we just let the bears go into stinkin' hibernation already?...or are they waiting for bare butt sledding? (notice the creative usage of dots lets you ask more than one question at a time)

 

[gr8nrg]

do other animals hybernate as well?....(notice the creative way of changing the subject away from those stinking bare-ass-no-good-wiping-honey eating and signing forest creatures)

 

[callmeCrazyButt]

What was the question again?

 

[daredevil]

Why are you not paying attention?

 

[daphneg64]

What happens if a bear wakes up early and decides not to hibernate?

 

[sun22beam]

Well then I guess he's sh*& out of luck OR luckily out of sh*&.

 

[gr8nrg]

can we say sh*& on this forum?

 

[sun22beam]

Well, do you think sh*% would be more appropriate?

 

[WENEEDLIGHT]

Is that lady-like?

 

[dbee]

who said that anyone was a lady?

 

[sun22beam]

Does anyone think that I am anything less than a lady (speak now of forever hold your pizza)?

 

[daredevil]

Are you not the clear winner of pick-up lines?