Its a good thing I didnt use my "eye lasers" on those bad people..but I figured it would just make things worse so I kept my powers to myself....for now....................................
You are the most considerate psychotic individual I've ever chatted with....don't you know that's why I just love you to pieces!!??!! :loving: Besides, you need to save your eye lasers for the really bad people. :shhh:
That'll screw up your eyelaser aim.
You believe she aims? I personally believe she lives under the regulations set forth by Monty Python. "I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster..."
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just got this in the mail from my father...
"I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod."
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just got this in the mail from my father...
"I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod."
OMG it runs in the family!
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OMG it runs in the family!
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Who's "IT" and why is IT running????
I would love to but I think I have a tummy flu so you have to drink two!!
yes my doctor is dr. seuss
fall off yer staoirs....pain pills are funner
I'm buzzed and cant find my post!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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dbeee where do you find this stuff???:lol:
what stuff??
most "stuff" I keep with the "its"