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It sounds so serene...


...until you get to the Tornado watch!


Let me guess... you never got to finish that peppermint tea...

Eh, I finished it. It is only like the 25th one we have had this year....I just keep the bag of essentials packed and leave it at that...I am tired of being freaked out....so I just chilled and not worry about it until it happens...I love peppermint tea.....

What would you do if I sang out a tune?

i'll Lend you my ears as you sing your song
just try not to sing out of key, yeah
 
My baby starts 5th grade tomorrow. :verysad::verysad::verysad:

I can always fly over and take out her pituitary gland and keep her small. Oh man, fifth grade, I remember when she was in THIRD grade!! That makes me two years older....now I am 31~:p You are at least lucky to have such a well mannered, precious child Butty. Good luck Amber, we wish you a happy and successful school year! You get a tail wag and a kiss from the General on your first big day back! And that is a shout out to all the spoofee wee ones and not so wee ones as well! Sigh...makes me remember when I was out buying copy books and pencils for my young man....time flies....And no folks, no grandbabies yet, I am still waiting.
Rags and Jeb
 
My baby starts 5th grade tomorrow. :verysad::verysad::verysad:

My baby starts kindergarten next year! UGH! I am gonna cry! I am gettin so OLD! I have one in 1st grade, one in 3rd grade and one in 7th grade, but my last one starts Kindergarten in a year, I dunno how to prepare for this, I am sure life is going to hit me like a ton of bricks, hmmmm, wonder what I can do with all the extra time :p
 
is it just me or does it seem like broken toes are a popular past time around here? I don't have an xray machine, and I have been through the broken toe routine a few times so I know not to take these little rascals to the ER anymore, but it seems ALL of my children have had a broken toe, my son has a toe now that is swollen and bruised, he didin't want to wear shoes this morning, he has no crocs so I had to put his tennis shoes on him, but GEESH, what is WITH these kids? Maybe they are a tad TOO active! My 8 year old cracked her toe on the end of the bed while doing a hand stand, the baby when her toe got cracked from behind a door, maybe they aren't broken, just badly bruised, but they don't do anything for a broken toe so no use taking them in unless the thing is falling off! AURGH! Just one more thing to give me grey hairs, and speaking of which, I have been finding those on my head which I am totally freaked out about!
 
Your poor kids and poor Mommy and Daddy too! Those bumps and bruising hurt, even on us "big folks!" Try to tape the toes together for a day or two, put on some ice, elevate the foot if they will sit down long enough, and watch for knots and bruising ABOVE the affected area. If you can feel anything wiggle about, that is a moving bone, and, time to hit the Doctor's office. Giving lots of hugs and kisses help the healing process!
I have this antique mahogany table in my family room that seeks out my feet and rips my toes up! Hate that stupid table and want to take an ax to it! Probably better to merely learn to open my own eyes and walk like a normal person. Hope all the tootsies heal, and, without delay. You want me to come over and take out their pituitary glands too while I am doing Butty's daughter?!?!?!?! LOL :wave: Rags
 
You want me to come over and take out their pituitary glands too while I am doing Butty's daughter?!?!?!?! LOL :wave: Rags

That will be great, just the little one, thanks! :teeth:LOL

Glad to see you post here, I have missed you and Jeb!
 
Why are there so many people up so early in the morning?

Gosh.................:sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :yawn:
 
Why are there so many people up so early in the morning?

Gosh.................:sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :yawn:

School is back in, I gotta get up and then I can't go back to sleep cause this little one is running around, UGH, so I feed her, put on Dora and check in on spoofee!
 
oh, great experts on broken toes...I think I have three...or is that even possible? I walked into a wall (yes I did) on three separate occasions during my pregnancy and post pregnancy with my daughter. Don't ask. Any-whoo, I was in agonizing pain for days with blue toes. The three of them are definitely wider than the others since the events. I never had them x-rayed. I was told there wasn't much you could do for a smaller broken toe anyway. Well, in any case, just curious.
 
oh, great experts on broken toes...I think I have three...or is that even possible? I walked into a wall (yes I did) on three separate occasions during my pregnancy and post pregnancy with my daughter. Don't ask. Any-whoo, I was in agonizing pain for days with blue toes. The three of them are definitely wider than the others since the events. I never had them x-rayed. I was told there wasn't much you could do for a smaller broken toe anyway. Well, in any case, just curious.

Most folks think that when they slam their feet into a hard surface (or even a pillow!) that they break the toes that they can see! In our toes, we have bones called the phalanges, three per toe. These are the ones most folks think break, causing the pain and bruising. True for part of the cases! There are "rebound breaks" which occur when the phalanges actually push back into the next set of bones, the five metatarsals around the instep area. When these breaks occur, the poor person cannot weight bear, and often is casted. If you still have disfiguration in your toes, meaning they are crooked, or wider, what has happened was bone material was in the process of being laid back down, didn't have enough support to graft, and, merely spread out around the area. As long as you have not altered your gait will walking, you shouldn't have problems. Problems tend to arise after forty when "Arthur" pays us all a visit! Wear some supportive sandals and let your tootsie get some good exercise! Grab a tennis ball and roll it back and forth under your arch. If you have a marble, or a spool of cotton, try to exercise your toes by picking them up to the count of ten. Any way you slice, blame your husband for the event! LOL Wishing you good health!
Rags and Jeb:wave::wave:
 
Your poor kids and poor Mommy and Daddy too! Those bumps and bruising hurt, even on us "big folks!" Try to tape the toes together for a day or two, put on some ice, elevate the foot if they will sit down long enough, ........

Dr. Rags back in the house!

Why are there so many people up so early in the morning?

Gosh.................:sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :yawn:

School is back in, I gotta get up and then I can't go back to sleep cause this little one is running around, UGH, so I feed her, put on Dora and check in on spoofee!

Yep, school is in session. That is why I am up early and it's not like I am excited about it - I am not a morning person and my eldest baby is away from me. :verysad: However, I dont post that much in the morning - too many things to work at once (brain, eyes, fingers, etc...)

oh, great experts on broken toes...I think I have three...or is that even possible? I walked into a wall (yes I did) on three separate occasions during my pregnancy and post pregnancy with my daughter. Don't ask. Any-whoo, I was in agonizing pain for days with blue toes. The three of them are definitely wider than the others since the events. I never had them x-rayed. I was told there wasn't much you could do for a smaller broken toe anyway. Well, in any case, just curious.

You POOR thing! I have rammed my pinky toes so much that whenever I do it now, they just like go numb. It hurts a little but mostly just numb. I do remember one time back in the day when I was er, um... under the influence a bit and stubbed my toe hard on the couch. I remember thinking "oh, that is going to hurt tomorrow." And it did.
So are you going to go to the doc? Do they still hurt?
 
May I suggest a preventative measure
They're called SHOES!!
 
I need some novacaine....:doh:

Got any Dan? :sus:

Or should I just start now? :cocktail: Filler up sole sis.....



where is that girl when you need her? :doh: she's always running around all cheery and all....:rolleyes:
 
I can always fly over and take out her pituitary gland and keep her small. Oh man, fifth grade, I remember when she was in THIRD grade!! That makes me two years older....now I am 31~:p You are at least lucky to have such a well mannered, precious child Butty. Good luck Amber, we wish you a happy and successful school year! You get a tail wag and a kiss from the General on your first big day back! And that is a shout out to all the spoofee wee ones and not so wee ones as well! Sigh...makes me remember when I was out buying copy books and pencils for my young man....time flies....And no folks, no grandbabies yet, I am still waiting.
Rags and Jeb

Thanks!! I don't mind her growing up, really, it's just realizing she is my only one and she is hitting these benchmarks so fast.
She reminds me on a weekly basis that I "won't ever have a child in the single digits ever again". :verysad:
Thank you so much for the compliments. :hug: I've been very fortunate to have such a well behaved, considerate, smart beautiful child.
My dad tells me that since she is so good now that I'm going to have my hands full when she's older. What a turd! LOL
 
It is a darn wall right before the hallway to my bedroom. I don't typically wear shoes inside. This is nothing really new for me. I also fling my arm into walls and yelp out loud. I'm a bit of a spastic individual. My husband always says "Only you." Today's event was getting my pant leg caught on the Thomas the Train character - Cranky the Crane. I was caught until I fell forward and my mom (who happened to be over at my house visiting the kids) unhooked me. I had coffee in my hand at the time. I've got issues, I know.
 
It is a darn wall right before the hallway to my bedroom. I don't typically wear shoes inside. This is nothing really new for me. I also fling my arm into walls and yelp out loud. I'm a bit of a spastic individual. My husband always says "Only you." Today's event was getting my pant leg caught on the Thomas the Train character - Cranky the Crane. I was caught until I fell forward and my mom (who happened to be over at my house visiting the kids) unhooked me. I had coffee in my hand at the time. I've got issues, I know.

Okay, make an appointment with me for a "Neuro Check" and you cannot have coffee for forty-eight hours prior!! Thomas the train? How did you get caught on a toy?!?! Okay, I know, don't ask....you poor, poor thing!:) Time to switch to decaf and send me all of your regular coffee samples!!!!:teeth:LOL Rags
 
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