So you know all the warnings they have about making sure you have your strap attached and plenty of room? Sure, I got it. I'm a grownup not a reckless kid. How about this warning?
"Don't backhand the ball with both hands and all your strength when playing your six year old who happens to be net high and standing on your left".
You got it. I just whacked my poor child right in the back of the head with the controller. I'm such a rotton mom!
So now he's playing Dad and get's mad because he said Dad cheats. He plays too hard and it's no fun. I've had the same fight with Dad so I can relate. So through the tears I try to make him laugh and ask "Yeah, Dad's a cheater but at least he didn't whack you in the head like I did! Would you rather play Dad or Mom?" and he says
..."I'd rather play you mom! I'd rather get hit in the head then LOSE!!!" (He did beat me 3-0.........yes, he's only six)