I'm all better! That's good news.
Santa Claus is coming to town! How is that for good news? :tongue:
Both good news. Thank you.
Sample of my day yesterday. Keep in mind this is on top of the more serious issues which I will not discuss here...
Came downstairs in the am to find the dog left 2 special gifts on the carpet-one of each. My 5 year old follows me downstairs to get ready for school, see the poop, and throws-up all over the carpet. ...haven't even poured coffee yet.
Put the coffee on. Come back and find some malfunction has prevented the coffee from entering the pot and there's a coffee river flowing over the counter and across the floor to a coffee lake under the oven.
DH has kiefed all the travel mugs. Can't take any coffee w/me (2nd pot) to lug the kids to school. Uncaffinated I have to listen to the 3 year old cry the whole way home because he "lost my brudder!"...he means he misses his brother and wants him home so they can play video games
When I get home, after several rolls of paper towels and 2 cans of carpet cleaner, I take 5 to readjust and have my cup of coffee (finally) the 3 year old who is in underwear for 2 weeks now and overall doing well comes and lets me know he has to "poop".."OK, go in the potty and go"
He takes me literally and heads off to the bathroom. When I follow him in a minute later he has pooped. Just didn't bother to take off his underwear and sit on the toilet.
I make him a little pizza for lunch. He helps. It's the last one in the house. When I tried to take it out of the oven a little piece is stuck on the rack and the little extra pressure to get it off makes it flip upside down in my 425 degree oven. All the cheese and sauce is now on the bottom of my oven. I can't scoop it out because it's like liquid metal.
......so all this by noon and the rest of the day just kept the theme. And then DH comes home and says, "By the way, tomorrow instead of giving you a day off I'm getting up early and going hunting and you get to do soccer and everything else, (like clean the oven)...do you mind?"
This job just doesn't pay enough!