Noah's Ark

1. how about the mosquitos and the millions of types of insects, some of which live less than 40 days? how did the numerous birds resist themselves from gobbling these insects up?

2. how did the freshwater fish and the saltwater fish survive when the water level was so high that each would die in the mixture of fresh water and salt water?

3. did they have dinosaurs on the boat?

4. people today dont even have the technology to build something that large made out of WOOD. how did they do it then, did aliens help?

5. how were asian and black people created from noah's decendents?

6. where did all the water go all of a sudden after 40 days if the entire planet was covered to the mountain tips with water?

7. how come people that owned boats and ships didnt survive?

8. is the tooth fairy blonde or brunette?
 
#2, Genesis 6:19
"And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female."

#3, dinosaurs were all terminated way before that time.

#4, its possible to build it. a guy is building one now, but just 1/5 of the original size and cost around $1.2 million... so in order to build a 1:1, gotta have 6 million.. who would do that? also require thousand and thousands of logs which is bad for our environment. and sounds like that guy is gonna build a 1:1 soon.

#6, north and south pole.

#7, because noah got protection from god?


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#3, dinosaurs were all terminated way before that time.
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Again, LOL at your comment while looking at your avatar. :)
 
eabu said:
8. is the tooth fairy blonde or brunette?
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Blonde, I saw her once on T.V. turning in some change. ;)
 
MrGovernator said:
#2, Genesis 6:19
"And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female."
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so they got male and female blue whales into the ark along with male and female giant squids and all sorts of giant sea creatures along with freshwater fish in special water tanks? i'm not sure how your quote explains anything.

MrGovernator said:
#3, dinosaurs were all terminated way before that time.
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so now, when exactly did the dinosaurs exist between the time of creating adam and eve and noahs story if they were terminated before noah?

MrGovernator said:
#4, its possible to build it. a guy is building one now, but just 1/5 of the original size and cost around $1.2 million... so in order to build a 1:1, gotta have 6 million.. who would do that? also require thousand and thousands of logs which is bad for our environment. and sounds like that guy is gonna build a 1:1 soon.
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so how many people built noahs ark and in what amount of time, after chopping and moving all those trees using axes, camels and carts? i suppose the only people that were gonna help were the ones allowed to get on the boat which is what, maybe 10 able bodied family members?

MrGovernator said:
#6, north and south pole.
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so you are saying a sudden melting of the polar caps, decondensation into the air, condensation into rain and refreezing into polar caps within a small amount of time? i see now. makes the greenhouse effect look pretty boring.
 
Coinstar..

eabu.. is the toothfairy a fantasy of yours?? :eek: :secret:
 
hmmm, i suppose. imagine, young boy being visited by some hot blonde in bed......and you get paid too!
 
this one was blonde, but not terribly hot. I was trying to find a pic, but couldn't find one.. think of an older aunt.. the kind that pinches cheeks and smells like cabbage.. she was sort of like that.. *oh, unless you like that sort of thing..
 
i was more thinking on the lines of this...yum!

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MrGovernator said:
#2, Genesis 6:19
"And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female."
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Many bugs are made of something like a crunchy exoskeleton rather than all flesh. That would only describe worms IMHO.

How did they keep the black widow spiders or praying mantises (mantii?) from eating the other one?

(On a side note, Dinosaurs are to be referred to as Jesus horses.)
 
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ksocia I've been waiting for you to post :claps: one of these days I'm going to buy you a :cocktail: :D
 
spazntwitch said:
The first one was better looking.
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yeah, i liked the first one because she has some nice shoes, but i thought the other one was cuter

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