Nine Deadlisest Phrases used by Women. Men, please take note

[precocious]

although you know what? I don't understand the placement of the mute button at all! Since when would a man show an interest in using that button?! I'd think the volume increase button would be there! :rofl:

No, I think the placement of the mute button has a dual purpose.......:lost:

 

[DanC]

A mute button on a woman? Yeah, like THAT's gonna do anything!

 

[sun22beam]

A mute button on a woman? Yeah, like THAT's gonna do anything!

Women "MUTE" men with our constant chitchat....we'd rather listen to ourselves than listen to you. :wink: :tongue:

 

[DanC]

Women "MUTE" men with our constant chitchat....we'd rather listen to ourselves than listen to you BREATHE. :wink: :tongue:

There, I fixed it for you

 

[servantofone]

There, I fixed it for you

Hahaha! :lol:

 

[morriefisher]

No mute button but I once bought some handcuffs to keep them from using sign language. More things women say:
“Notice anything different?”
“Don’t worry, he’s just my ex.”
“It’s alright, it’s not contagious.”
“We need to talk.”
“Do you know what day today is?”

 

[DanC]

and the deadliest of all

Does this dress...
Do these pants...


Make me look fat??

 

[precocious]

No mute button but I once bought some handcuffs to keep them from using sign language.

:suspicious:Is that the only thing you use them for? :toetap05:

 

[sun22beam]

there, i fixed it for you

stop that! stupid squirrel!

 

[morriefisher]

:suspicious:Is that the only thing you use them for? :toetap05:

Except when they are naughty.

 

[precocious]

Except when they are naughty.

:whip:.............................

Just a question Morrie....how many are 'they'? :suspicious:

 

[morriefisher]

:whip:.............................

Just a question Morrie....how many are 'they'? :suspicious:

It's like one of those multi boxes of cereal.

 

[precocious]

It's like one of those multi boxes of cereal.

With the nuts, fruits & flakes? :yesnod:

 

[morriefisher]

With the nuts, fruits & flakes? :yesnod:

Yep, California style.