Look at the e-mail I just received!

dehawk said:
My soul may have any itnterst for you later, I thinkso.I am not a little girl and I know that at first almost all men look
at body ,legs and face.God created males such persons. Well,I think I am lost in my letter,.....
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Seems she knows you too JMB! :rolleyes:

**and DanC**
 
I am going to make myself seem horrible in my next letter. Also preco i sent her pics which i ripped of some random guy in myspace.
 
I wasn't looking at her, I was checking out the chick behinder her:evil:
 
dehawk said:
I am going to make myself seem horrible in my next letter. Also preco i sent her pics which i ripped of some random guy in myspace.
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You owe me, hawky!! ;)

Why don't you want to stretch this out longer?? Keep going, don't be horrible yet. She seems like she likes you, although she didn't comment on your picture (unless I missed something).

FYI BD Airport doesn't have flights from Russia. :tongue:
 
dehawk said:
I am going to make myself seem horrible in my next letter. Also preco i sent her pics which i ripped of some random guy in myspace.
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What does this random guy look like?

Don't get horrible yet. Ask to see pictures of her family....ask how many children she wants......and has she ever had a boyfriend (or how many).

Also, she seems so interested in you ( :confused: ), hasn't anyone else replied to her initial letter? After all, "being so pretty, she must've gotten many men's replies". Also ask if she likes high heels shoes.....:rolleyes:
 
Hey, I just got one!
Email address says she's in Hong Kong

Hello my dear frieand
I was looking through the web few weekbs ago and found
your profile. Now I decided to email you to get to aknow
you better. I am coming to your country in few weeks
and thought may be wbe can meet each other. I am pretty
lbooking girl. I am 25. Do not reply to this addaress
directly. Ebmail meb back at tg@****************
 
DanC said:
Hey, I just got one!
Email address says she's in Hong Kong

Hello my dear frieand
I was looking through the web few weekbs ago and found
your profile. Now I decided to email you to get to aknow
you better. I am coming to your country in few weeks
and thought may be wbe can meet each other. I am pretty
lbooking girl. I am 25. Do not reply to this addaress
directly. Ebmail meb back at tg@****************
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You going to email her back??
 
I get these junk emails all the time. Just last week I got a email saying I won a Microsoft Lottery in the UK. I emailed the back and said excuse me I never signed up for this and is this bulls***? They wrote back and said my email was drawn at random and hoped I was in a better mood! LOL! And even though I am from the US I can get my winning package with a check for 5000 lbs in UK money if I contact a couior company and give them money for my money. NO WAY IN H***!
 
JMB27 said:
You going to email her back??
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No, I'm wasting enough time on Spoofee, don't need more diversions.

BTW, I've gotten about 100 (no exaggeration) emails in the last few days from displaced royalty, etc. needing me to transfer money for them. Is anyone else seeing this epidemic?
 
It's actually scary, I haven't got one piece of spam going to my main email account in at least 3 days.
 
callmeCrazyButt said:
It's actually scary, I haven't got one piece of spam going to my main email account in at least 3 days.
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Crazy, check your pulse

Dehawk, give us an update!
 
i Havent yet written back , i will do so today , let her sit and roast for a bit.

I also have another plan , does anyone have a PO box that i can use
 
make one up, like you did everything else
 
MY reply , and the spelling and grammer is intentional.

Hi Natalia,

Sorry it took me so long to reply , i was on a business trip where my company sent me to the other side of the USA, it was beautifull place and i kept thinking of your pictures when i was there.

You have already seen what i look like , I shall try to tell you what i like to do for fun. I go out with my friends and we sometimes drink. I also have a doll collection at home , they are very expensive Russian dolls which i had purchased when i was there, i love playing with them and dressing them up. Do you like dolls too.

Maybe if you do come here you can bring me a new doll , i shall be very happy.

I do like stiff drinks and sometimes i get very drunk and i think i fall down alot because whenever i get very drunk my legs and bum hurts in the morning. I have a friend called Chocho who i go out with to drink whenevever i get drunk he takes me to his house. I would like you to meet him sometimes.

I dont believe in treatign women too badly , sometimes i do scream at them because they have to be respectfull too. In the USA women are not respctfull of men and sometimes I have to put them in their place.

Are you respectfull of your Boyfriends when you are there?

Ok now i think i am writing too much and you must be bored of me. The town i live in is called Spoofee in California. But before you tell them the name make sure you tell me , so if they call me i can say YES.

Tell me more about you , and i want to see some better pictures of you next time.

Kiss you
 
You might have lost your love with that letter, hawky.

It started well, but then........:(
 
Hey i did say "kiss you"

and you know we need to put the women here in their place
 
dehawk said:
Hey i did say "kiss you"

and you know we need to put the women here in their place
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:zip: She's not here yet and with some of those comments, she might change her mind. :zip:
 
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