I'm Sad :(

Facebook scares me.
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is that a backhanded way of saying I would inspire you to close your account? :wink:

Another use for your iron....how's your aim?

Just don't let go of the end of the cord......so you can throw it again and again.....
 
By the twitching of my thumbs....

...someone's misspelling this way comes. :wink:


Did you confuse this thread with a Facebook :ack:Annonymous :ack:Meeting Thread?
 
:sad: I'm sad so many of the freebies REQUIRE you to be on facebook, so many its hardly spoofee anymore :sad:
 
is that a backhanded way of saying I would inspire you to close your account? :wink:

I reserve the right to not close my account as well. I'm still waiting for the friend request. I'm checking every 5 minutes, but still nothing.
 
I reserve the right to not close my account as well. I'm still waiting for the friend request. I'm checking every 5 minutes, but still nothing.

Oh, and if my wife asks who you are, just say you are my gay second-cousin. It's a lot easier than the 100-question essay. Most people don't make it past that part of the process.
 
But you are on your own for the third part of the process. I just recommend being able to hold your breath for at least 60 seconds before you attempt to pass it.
 
And for part 4, just remember, no matter how thirsty you are, DON'T drink the gallon of water in the corner. It's a trick. A nail file wouldn't be a bad item to have on hand either.
 
And one of the above process notes are untrue, but it is up to you to decide which one. Proceed at your own peril.
 
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