Help! I've been married 33 years!

Congratulations on 33 years! I would go with jewelry too :)
 
diGriz said:
to be discovered.

I bet you haven't told her about your secret Spoofee life and she hasn't told you she's a Mets fan.:teeth:
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She is NOT a Mets fan and I showed her this thread - so there :tongue:
 
clubchick said:
maybe jerry can enlighten us with how to keep the romance alive for 33 years...
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Here's some words of wisdom;

*HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY*? (written by kids)

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

*HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?*

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

*WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?*

Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

*WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?*

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

*WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?*

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9

*IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?*

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

*HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?*

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

*HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?*

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Ricky, age 10
 
Congratulations Jerry, may you have 100 more
:rose: :love:
 
*HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?*

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Ricky, age 10
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Words of wisdoms! :claps: LOL Congratulations Jerry! :wave:
 
Thank you, Thank you, Thank you. :yo:

As long as the emergency that came up on the job today doesn't cause a problem, the plan is to visit the Brooklyn Botanical Gardens (the cherry trees are at peek bloom - way bigger than a bouquet) and I have reservations at The Water Club for dinner :dancing: and then I "get lucky" :kiss:






Although there is the new Spiderman movie to see too, maybe? :lalala: This getting old stuff is for the birds :flybye:
 
Hope you have a great time JerryP!! Glad to see you back on spoofee, by the way! Happy anniversary!!!!! :)
 
bluesky said:
Hope you have a great time JerryP!! Glad to see you back on spoofee, by the way! Happy anniversary!!!!! :)
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Back? Back? Where did I go? You have nooooooooo idea how busy my little life is. And I had no idea anybody would notice my just being a spectator (gotta regularly check for free stuff no matter how busy I get) :bigok:

Thanks for the congrats and the warm & fuzzy :hug:
 
Everything went swimmingly. Got lucky in the morning (that only means I did the laundry and handled breakfast ;)), went to the Botanical Gardens (a tree actually does grow in Brooklyn), saw Spiderman 3 in Murray Hill area and then had great dinner at the Water Club restaurant on the East River.
Then came home and watched "The Lake House" with Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock (liked it but then I usually do like chickflicks - especially with Sandra Bullock in them). Overall the day was a 10.
Thanks for all your suggestions and support etc...
 
Glad you had a good time, Jerry!! I love Sandra Bullock movies too...;) How'd you like Spiderman 3?

Don't forget to check in with us in off topics every now and then! You stayed gone a while this time....(even if you were still checking out the freebies);)
 
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