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[JerryP]

MrsK, that's not an unusual sight in Floriduh, go to the beach and watch for a fat guy in a speedo.

Fat guys in Florida wear fake breasts???????????????? :jaw: - gross

 

[DanC]

I LOVE watermelon. Best way is diced with the juice of one fresh lemon and salt (but no chili). I learned this one in Mexico City.

BTW, this story could lead to racial type jokes. You know what they say about us Pollacks.

I've always eaten watermelon with salt, but never lemon juice.

 

[DanC]

Fat guys in Florida wear fake breasts???????????????? :jaw: - gross

No, not fake boobs.

I said FAT guys........you know.............manboobs :worry:

 

[JerryP]

I've always eaten watermelon with salt, but never lemon juice.

Correction - Lime, not lemon. In Spanish/Mexican it's limon but it's the green lime. Lemon is lemen. Lime is definitely a superior taste to lemon.

The thing about this is that it hits all the taste buds, sweet, bitter and salty. It makes my mouth water just thinking of it :druel:

 

[JerryP]

No, not fake boobs.

I said FAT guys........you know............. :worry:

Even more gross. Since I recently found with my diet/life style change that I am able to wear the same size jeans I did when I was 18 (size 33 - last year at this time I was a tight 36) I have less tolerance for gross fat people.