Funny Childhood Songs

StefaniLyn said:
Thanks Wade, I just got milk up my nose! Owieeee!

By the way, do you possibly remember the words to verse 6,264? For the life of me, I just can't recall!
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6,264...lets see, i can't remember off the top of my head, but If i sing up to it, I can typically remember....here we go....

just kidding. :)

Preco....you have no room to talk after that choo choo song.
 
WadeTheWise said:
Preco....you have no room to talk after that choo choo song.
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I know it was foul! Sorry about that. :o I did put out a warning though.:rolleyes:

It was CASEY who made me do it! She brought back that tune from her post!!!!
 
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Sorry about that everybody. I asked the Mods to remove that post (past the edit time), it really is inappropriate and quite vile and I'm sorry for the language and if anyone was offended. I just got a bit carried away.
 
precocious said:
Sorry about that everybody. I asked the Mods to remove that post (past the edit time), it really is inappropriate and quite vile and I'm sorry for the language and if anyone was offended. I just got a bit carried away.
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k, so we'll fix the post, nest thing to work on is your avatar ;) Thanks for the concern preco :) :claps:
 
My ex husband said his family made this one up:

:note: Diarrhea
(make a farting nosie 2x)
Diarrhea
(make noise again)
You may think it's funny
But it's really dark and runny
Diarrhea
(make noise)
Diarrhea
No pain no strain
Just sit and let it drain
Diarrhea
(make noise)
Diarrhea :note:
 
WadeTheWise said:
k, so we'll fix the post, nest thing to work on is your avatar ;) Thanks for the concern preco :) :claps:
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My avatar does not need any work. :28: Let me not start on the Uke in bed? So who were you serenading??

I actually think the mods should put a shoe (nice, elegant black pump - perhaps with a rhinestone) choice as one of the 'smilies'. :05:
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babuska73 said:
My ex husband said his family made this one up:

:note: Diarrhea
(make a farting nosie 2x)
Diarrhea
(make noise again)
You may think it's funny
But it's really dark and runny
Diarrhea
(make noise)
Diarrhea
No pain no strain
Just sit and let it drain
Diarrhea
(make noise)
Diarrhea :note:
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we all sang similar songs...

diarrhea (uh uh)
diarrhea (uh uh)
some people think it's gross
but i eat it on my toast

OMG! i can't believe you made me type that LOL LOL
 
precocious said:
It was CASEY who made me do it! She brought back that tune from her post!!!!
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So it is MY fault that you have a dirty mind!!!!!????
 
clubchick said:
we all sang similar songs...

diarrhea (uh uh)
diarrhea (uh uh)
some people think it's gross
but i eat it on my toast

OMG! i can't believe you made me type that LOL LOL
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I am so going to sing that now LOL LOL
 
Casey said:
So it is MY fault that you have a dirty mind!!!!!????
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Yes, I'm glad that you have finally taken responsibility for this! :28: .
 
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Casey said:
who about....

Milk, milk
Lemonade
'Round the corner, fudge is made
Stick your finger up the hole...
Out comes a chocolate Tootsie roll.

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Miss Mary had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell;
Miss Mary went to Heaven, the steamboat went to...
Hello operator, just give me number nine;
And if you disconnect me, I'll chop off your...
Behind the 'frigerator, there was a pice of glass.
Miss Mary sat upon it and cut her little... Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies:
The boys are in the bathroom, pulling down their...
Flies are in the kitchen, bees are in the park,
Miss Mary and the principal are kissing in the...
D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark, dark, dark!
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No, no definitely Casey. She's the one who got Babs into the TOILET! :eek:
:secret: Babs is just easily influenced.....:o

Clubby, she just wants to get us all in trouble that Casey....:(
 
This is one we learned from our grandmama....

Mary had a little lamb,
Her father killed it dead,
Now Mary takes her lamb to school,
Between two slices of bread.

Yeah, I know....sick and twisted! :34:
 
:note: on top of Old Smokey
all covered with blood
I shot my poor teacher
with a 44 slug

I did it with pleasure
I did it with pride
I made the assumption
that she had just died

I went to her funeral
I went to her grave
some people threw flowers
I threw a granade

They opened her coffin
she wasn't quite dead
so I took a bazooka
and blew off her head


*Now that's twisted!!
 
How about this one

Jingle Bells Batman Smells
Robin Laid an Egg
The Batmobile Lost a Wheel
And the Joker Got Away
 
I remember hearing a song to the tune of Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, but all i know is :Randolph the red headed cowboy, had a very shiny gun.....can someone finish that?:noidea:
 
daredevil said:
I remember hearing a song to the tune of Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, but all i know is :Randolph the red headed cowboy, had a very shiny gun.....can someone finish that?:noidea:
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Must be a southerner thing. ;) :tongue: lol:wave:
 
Joy to the world, my teachers dead
we barbequed her head
we took her body and flushed it down the potty
and watched it go round and round
and watched it go round and round

*Uh thats all I remember*
 
cam said:
Jingle Bells Batman Smells
Robin Laid an Egg
The Batmobile Lost a Wheel
And the Joker Got Away
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Jingle Bells Batman Smells
Robin Laid an Egg
Mr. Hooper Let a Pooper
Right on Santa's Leg.
 
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