I enjoy the various colloquialisms of various geographical areas! Have seen it in many of the writing styles here on Spoofee. I thought of a few colloquialisms below. Share your choice below!
Do you turn on the "spiget" or, the "faucet?"
Do you enjoy "pancakes" or flapjacks?"
Do you drink "pop" or "soda?"
Do you "go grocery shopping" or "do the dealing?"
Do you "BBQ" or do you "cookout?" (TY Clubchick!)
Do you use a "skillet" or a "frying pan?" (And yes the chefs among us would say they are two different cooking pans and they are indeed but some folks lump them together!)
Do you drink "coffee", "joe", or "java?"
Do you go to the "salon" or "to the beauty shop?"
For your evening meal, do you cook "supper" or "dinner?"
At noon time, do you eat "lunch" or "dinner?"
Do you take a "vacation" or a "holiday?"
Do you go to the "movies" or to the "theater?"
What do you call that long oblong sandwich... a "hero", a "hoggie", a "sub" or a "poor boy?"
Do you wear "sneakers", "tennis shoes" or "athletic shoes?"
Which are you most familiar with...the "top banana", "head honcho", the "top dog" or the "big cheese" when referring to a boss?
"You say either and I say either
You say neither and I say neither
Either, either, neither, neither
Let’s call the whole thing off
You like potatoes and I like potatoes
You like tomatoes and I like tomatoes........"
Do you turn on the "spiget" or, the "faucet?"
Do you enjoy "pancakes" or flapjacks?"
Do you drink "pop" or "soda?"
Do you "go grocery shopping" or "do the dealing?"
Do you "BBQ" or do you "cookout?" (TY Clubchick!)
Do you use a "skillet" or a "frying pan?" (And yes the chefs among us would say they are two different cooking pans and they are indeed but some folks lump them together!)
Do you drink "coffee", "joe", or "java?"
Do you go to the "salon" or "to the beauty shop?"
For your evening meal, do you cook "supper" or "dinner?"
At noon time, do you eat "lunch" or "dinner?"
Do you take a "vacation" or a "holiday?"
Do you go to the "movies" or to the "theater?"
What do you call that long oblong sandwich... a "hero", a "hoggie", a "sub" or a "poor boy?"
Do you wear "sneakers", "tennis shoes" or "athletic shoes?"
Which are you most familiar with...the "top banana", "head honcho", the "top dog" or the "big cheese" when referring to a boss?
"You say either and I say either
You say neither and I say neither
Either, either, neither, neither
Let’s call the whole thing off
You like potatoes and I like potatoes
You like tomatoes and I like tomatoes........"