A 9 Iron for an extraction tool?

And all he is doing by refusing to cooperate is casting more suspicion on himself. He will wish he had handled it more expeditiously.
 
The accident was on his property only though, wasn't it? Does he have to talk to the police?
 
He struck a fire hydrant and a neighbor's tree. He wasn't solely on his property. And if a crime were committed, then it becomes a police and public matter.
 
that shows how much I pay attention. I would think he should give a report to the police in that case, since damage was incurred. Does look bad at this point, no matter what theory is believed.
 
What did Elin say right after she clubbed him? "Don't even try to tell me I bent my elbow...!"

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards……..

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5."


Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger can drive a golf ball.

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why is one smiley so much higher than the other?
 
Right about now....

...Tiger is wondering why he didn't take that "Mulligan".
 
His name may be Tiger, but now we know him now as Cheetah.
 
Eight over par?

Every time that scorecard comes out of his pocket, he adds another stroke.

The PGA had to revise the rules...eight over par is now called a "Tiger".
 
:hmmmm: Think he'll make it clear to the 18th hole? :noidea:
 
WINDERMERE, Fla. - A woman was transported to a hospital from Tiger Woods' Florida home after firefighters responded to a medical call early Tuesday, NBC News reported.

According to Orlando-based WESH, the adult female was taken from the $2.6 million mansion "on advanced life support" after firefighters received a call at 2:36 a.m.

A radio log showed an adult female was transported to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee, Fla., WESH reported.
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Seems the parties really get going about 2:30am at the Woods' place. :eek:
 
He's in real trouble now, he's gone and made a hole in one.
 
Well, he's completed the front 9

score so far

Any double entendre that comes to your mind is YOUR problem, not mine
 
:doh: Didn't know he was prone to short strokes too.....:yikes:

 
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