4 word story game

being ridden by faerieglamour
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Wow! Preco I would never have imagined you having THAT vivid of an imigination. :claps:
 
I don't know...with gas prices....I wish my car was full of gas :p
 
Ok 1 hour of cut copy and pasting later and all I come out is this pile of poo poo. Monkeys and typewriters can do better. Bahhhhh I hate you all.


Chapter 1 – The Big Cty

In the Big City, big daddy and dehawk were unhappy about their big, fancy and bouncing four, count em four bulging eyes after seeing the big ugly feet of clubby after running just one short mile and rubbing cheetos on to get away from the bathtub full of jello that babs is lying seductively in without a towel or cloth "Stinky bubbles!" She shouted. Then babs looked under her arms and found her armpits and one Hair she didn't shave then babs thought to Scare it off with a picture of dehawk but she fainted before she saw dehawk so the bubbly gas overtook the rooms clean smell and she passed out In came dehawk to tickle her ankles and steal all her nuts but she didn't have the guts to tell him that she was really preco in disguise so she cried "Cheeto's, before anyone knew it. it was all over

Chapter 2 - Lemons

Big Daddy once said dehawk has 4 boobies! They have finally grown but they look funny and are bigger than clubby's ta-ta's which are No bigger than Lemons so they made leamonade dehawk squeezed real hard but then he realized he wasn't even squeezing clubby's lemons, he was feeling very gay suddenly because he was actually thinking about playing with a "georgous" man's buttocks and then he felt onely without Big Daddy and he looked around without realizing that he was already with his lemon squeezing pal precocious and they drank together and shared shoe stories of high heels and chains, whips, and jello all kinds of kinky things, then preco said coon-dog bas**d, you're a really wonderful person and I realy like your chains whips and handcuffs when hung around your neck, like a pair of dice hanging on the long staff of a big sissy man kissing Big Daddy on a picture of dehawk my lovechild, who's father This Makes No Sense Preco has no lovechild! Big Daddy's barbeque tongs.

Chapter 3 –

Where BD was BBQing in this thong along came Dehawk and with his little bag pretended he was a traveling nut salesman, who Needed some X-large Thongs and he was selling something that looked like lemons and cheetos on a pile of noodles it looked quite delicious but tasted kind of funky. Choo then joined and brought a bag with a can of beer and juicy tidbits while wearing his chaps and slapping his behind as Choo always does because he has nothing better to do today but normally Choo eats a ham sandwhich with with lots of cinnamon and burps karaoke tunes while farting show tunes I also like my buns toasted on a huge BBQ pit with sour cream and pickles . Then clubby returned Only to find her husband in bed with Dehawk exploring dark places and then Clubby remembered she was really a divine diva who wears mens clothing and has a tutu on so she immediately jumped in And said"Let's Play!" So the 3 of and danced across the castle's dance floor toward that huge pile of framed portraits of ancient donkey droppings and sang off-key songs of yesteryear..




Chapter 4 – Funny Ice cream.

Meahwhile, hiding in the bushes was babs again who was insanely Jealous so she took off all of her clothes to find out that what she really wanted was fabulous new shoes after some ice cream from breyers's, natural vanilla, as she licked it she decided that wasn't breyer's natural vanilla, it tasted kind of funny she examined it closely with pliers, scalples, vices and an electron microscope and still couldn't see that preco really switched the Breyers ice cream with sperm donors specimen with a man-made Chemical that will dissolve human hair on contact

Chapter 5 – Hawkys Humping L

. Big Daddy just received a large package from his secret admirer named Oprah, it contained lots and lots of money unfortunately, coon-cash money, but it also contained some nude pictures of Oprah that made BD vomit because Dehawk was also playing with his nuts as usual, but that Made preco very hot so Preco said to Dehawk, I'll string them up on a tree and tie them in to a knot! Babs then joined the party tapping out tunes on her neck like Curly until she got sick of doing that and just then she switched into something more comfortable with fur trim on her pasties and a HUGE pair of clown high heels, dancing to Metallica and Kenny G when, to her surprise The clown shoes attacked her new tatoo of Bozo and Pee Wee on her crazy butt while she scratched it into the profile of big daddy and dehawk kissing each other on a pink motorcycle with Choochoo driving while whistling A Village People Song JMB then kissed dehawk who gave him rabies and JMB loved it so Dehawk bit JMB and JMB loved that big daddy was jealous of nothing JMB had b/c JMB had everything from dehawk's love collection That BD gave him Clubby saw the photos and said yum yum! Preco is the only one who thinks that she is the person who's the object of Dehawks affection and love to the church they go to become a married coon dog couple much to Bab's envy Preco popped out a Couple of car windows and a gang of gringos says hi and gringos says hi and a magical taco bell just then a big ugly hairy white cat started to hump Dehawk and hawky loved it and went back for more and more until BD got very jealous and slapped preco silly then humped Dehawk vigorously then humped Dehawk vigorously got so hot he got so hot he.
Then preco walked in with a Cheetos bag over her head and she had hairy pits she had hairy pits hairy gorilla that loved to lick all the nuts dehawk was stashingin his tight pants.

Chapter 6 –

One day Spoofee went to the store without his rebates and coupons and he got extremely mad because he had his first ugly period while wearing white capris and purple flip flops He said BigDaddy you're alone on a floor and BD blushed in embarrasment of his small member with associates, that laughed at him a lot reminiscing how inferior his member has always been and how pathetically useless dehawk said it was dehawk said it was looked with dehawk's member Then Crazy Butt said I think I will take a picture of those two love birds In the middle of a very romantic moment but then things got hairy (as in BD's....) so the razor came being ridden by faerieglamour eating pieces of chocolate when suddenly in walks nobody because its was all preco's stupid dream.

The END
 
wow dehawk, since you're not in bed with anyone right now, you must be bored... that was a lot of work !!

and i love you too (even though precocious is your sweetheart, she told me she's not jealous of my feelings for you ;))
 
and I thought I had a lot of time on my hands...;)
 
First we need to get this one on the main page.
 
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