Your stories about your kids during "nap" time crack me up. Maybe my 4 year old hasn't figured out the possibilities yet. His main talent is his wit. From a young age, you could just see his wheels turning for the response that would ignite me. I remember when he had just turned 3, he was in big trouble with me over something. I warned him that he would lose all of his toys if he kept it up. Well he did, so I wiped out his closet and floor of any and every toy. His response, "Oh mommy, thank you so much. Let me help you. My room looks so much nicer now." rrrr and this past Christmas, as punishment, I removed a Christmas village and a small tree I had in his room. I put the village completely away and the tree in my room. His response - "Oh, thank you mommy...I was getting so tired of playing with that village. And that tree took up too much room on my floor. Now I can come visit it in your room anytime I want." These mental strategies are the ones that irk me the most! aaaahhhhhh little stinker!