:teeth: glad I could help . Did I send you this one
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
> "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
>
> The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,
> "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
>
> The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bit*h,
> you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."