Wacky Warning Labels

Winning entries in the 10th annual Wacky Warning Label Contest, sponsored by the advocacy group Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch:

— Winner: “DO NOT put any person in this washer,” from a tag on a front-loading washing machine.
— 2nd place: “Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level,” from a label on a personal watercraft.
— 3rd place (tie): “Do not iron,” from a Super Lotto ticket.
— 3rd place (tie): “Don’t try to dry your phone in a microwave oven,” from a cell phone.
— Honorable mention: “Please do not use this directory while operating a moving vehicle,” from the cover of a phone directory.


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this isn't quite a warning label, but i read this today online...
http://www.urologyhealth.org/adult/index.cfm?cat=03&topic=36
When the bladder is empty, it is protected from injury from a blow to the lower abdomen by the bones of the pelvis. As it fills, the top of the bladder rises into the abdomen and makes it more vulnerable to be ruptured. In the child, the pelvic bones are not fully developed and so it is more easily injured than in the adult. If the force of the impact is great enough to fracture the bones of the pelvis, the bladder may be injured even if it is empty. Bullets or knives can also injure the bladder despite its level of fullness.
:doh:
 
As I got my hair done today I again noticed the pic of the bathtub and hairdryer with the slash thru it. Too bad I thought to myself - It would be a real time saver! :bigok:
 
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