Say something really mean and rotten about the person below you

Make fun of my house all you want, at least it's paid for, just like the gremlin parked out front.

I'd rather have a paid off house than work as a fromunda cheese licker to make the next house payment like that next person, and I won't say names. :zip:

Gabriel
 
Cheese rocks

Oh and the next person is just like me
 
That would be me

The next person's mom goes to college
 
Leave my mom out of this, you're just jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

The next person has the worst reflexes ever and learned to dance from a video tape of D-Kwon's Dance Grooves.

Gabriel
 
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Leave me alone! Gosh! you freakin idiot. uhhh.

At least I don't ruin everybodys lives and eat other peoples steak. Or drive around in a big ugly orange dodge van.
 
Hey I told you the van was yellow, not orange

the next person has the worst breath i've ever smelled
 
i didn't know my breath could go through dsl.. i should invest in some tic tacs..

The next person has had a booger sticking out of their left nostril since this morning...
 
Hey I was saving that for my booger wall! Well at least I'm not as disgusting as the next person. The next person is a Donald Trump look alike porn star with the body of Pee Wee Herman that likes to go the the health clinic for free penicillin! :eek:
 
Hey...women LOVE my comb over and just because I bring Conky the robot into the bedroom for some foreplay in my XXX Movies don't be hatin! Besides I know people in the big house...don't be messin with me..
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The next person has the stinkiest breath that kills every living thing in it path because they havent brushed thier teeth EVER!
 
yeah but my dentist gets to take a cruise every year because of me!

the next person is well known in the community for singing alvin and the chipmunks songs every weekend at the karaoke bar.
 
Theodore rocks!

The next person uses a Commodore 64 with the Dorito Chip to surf the Internet at 300 baud.
 
You are so cruel, Spaz. You forgot that I love playing Pong on my Atari system too. :o

The next person walks around with very loose socks and enjoys catching peoples' sneezes with an open mouth. :eek:


BTW this is by far the meanest, cruelest and lowest insult:

dehawk said:
Oh and the next person is just like me
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;) ;) ;) :tongue:
 
mmmm... other people's germs....
and stretched out elastic is my favorite... um.. uh... yeah... no 5 kids jokes, please...

the next person prefers shirtsleeves to kleenex, and looks up to dehawk as a role model
 
kleenex are just so...so...kleen (clean).

And the only way I look at dehawk is for an example of what NOT to do.

btw, how did you know it was me posting after you???

anyhoo

The next person is pretty much the saddest person ever. They have a voice reminiscent of Ben Stein on sedatives, and their favorite topic of conversation is the intricacies of accounting ethics. The only thing that keeps you awake when you talk to them is the horrible halitosis that has occured in result to the utter lack of hygene and the fact that nothing interesting has excaped their mouth since 1923.
 
Well, youve got me all wrong... except for the halitosis part. And the part about my voice. And the sadness. But I do not like ethics. In fact, when im being held accountable, its usually for something UNethical.

The person below me is lousy in the sack, eats bugs for the flavor (not the nutritoinal content or survival), and thinks that listening to Stryper is still cool.
 
I saw Stryper live TWICE. I even got one of their bibles they throw out and I sold it on eBay years later for about $50. :o
 
big daddy said:
I saw Stryper live TWICE. I even got one of their bibles they throw out and I sold it on eBay years later for about $50. :o
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You forgot to say something mean, but, the person below me has the smelliest armpits ever
 
you try running 20 miles without stinking just a little- i put on deodorant- it was 3 hour ago, though :o

the person below me cuts the pics out of playboy and throws them away, then reads the articles.
 
clubchick said:
you try running 20 miles without stinking just a little- i put on deodorant- it was 3 hour ago, though :o

the person below me cuts the pics out of playboy and throws them away, then reads the articles.
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If I run 20 miles, I won't worry about my armpits, i'm worried about having a massive heart attack
 
clubchick said:
the person below me cuts the pics out of playboy and throws them away, then reads the articles.
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Don't blame me, the pics aren't good anymore.....well I guess you can blame me. :o

At least I can read the articles and not just those cartoons. The next person is so insanely stoopid, they bought a solar-powered flashlight. .

Gabriel
 
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