Own your own tank for only $20,000 from Amazon

eabu said:
you can get some dehydrated water then, i think there is a free coupon on spoofee somewhere, i use it to clean my private parts when they send it to me once in a while
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They send it to you once in awhile or you clean your private parts every once in awhile? :confused: If it's the latter I think I would like to switch to the aged ones. ;)
 
put it in a spray bottle.. thats pretty.. "on the go"
 
callmeCrazyButt said:
They send it to you once in awhile or you clean your private parts every once in awhile? :confused: If it's the latter I think I would like to switch to the aged ones. ;)
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well, i can clean my private parts only when they send the free dehydrated water. thank goodness for spoofee deals.
 
Scoopons said:
put it in a spray bottle.. thats pretty.. "on the go"
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you should get a patent on that: sitz spray
 
eabu said:
well, i can clean my private parts only when they send the free dehydrated water. thank goodness for spoofee deals.
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Soooo how often might you get those deals???? :sus:
 
callmeCrazyButt said:
Soooo how often might you get those deals???? :sus:
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no comment :o

hey, that Amazon tank is just a little more expensive than a hyundai
 
yeah, i was getting worried you just wanted to talk about my smegma all night, whew!
 
eabu said:
yeah, i was getting worried you just wanted to talk about my smegma all night, whew!
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She actually has a shirt she bought that says

"Ask Me About My Smegma"

LOL
 
how can a girl have smegma, unless....:secret:
 
eabu said:
how can a girl have smegma, unless....:secret:
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OMG, I never thought about that :eek:

Maybe it is not even her shirt, she just liked it and decided to keep it.
 
callmeCrazyButt said:
MMMMM smegma!!!!
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you want a cracker with that? with or without sesame seeds?
 
I think she maybe running a smegma donation clinic out of her house. :32: :eek: :confused:

She is trying to get money to buy this tank from the money she gets from it. ;)
 
Choochoojr said:
I think she maybe running a smegma donation clinic out of her house. :32: :eek: :confused:

She is trying to get money to buy this tank from the money she gets from it. ;)
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please just refrain from collecting th specimens in a "I can't believe it's not butter" tub.
 
eabu said:
please just refrain from collecting th specimens in a "I can't believe it's not butter" tub.
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What if I label it *Smegma: Enter at your own risk*?
 
yeah, i think that should be pretty clear
 
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