My faith in humanity has been restored...

ive hit many many squirrels. once a cat and an armadillo.....im sorry but im not gonna swerve for an animal and cause an accident and ya know what if the animals are that dumb to run in the road with big vehicles 30times their size well survival of the fittest im not gonna walk across the runway at an airport and expect them to stop for me :28:
 
sun22beam said:
You're a millionnaire in the making....unless I steal your idea and run with it.
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Run with it. I'll claim intellectual rights which this forum will prove. If the music industry can get away with it, why not me?
I actually have a few ideas that potentially could make a lot of money. Unfortunately (back to topic) I spend all my time pursuing humanitarian objectives and just can't invest the time necessary to develop such schemes.

The "trick" to fir corsages would be how to not make the wearer smell like eau de Lysol. :(
 
omnisbaby said:
ive hit many many squirrels. once a cat and an armadillo.....im sorry but im not gonna swerve for an animal and cause an accident and ya know what if the animals are that dumb to run in the road with big vehicles 30times their size well survival of the fittest im not gonna walk across the runway at an airport and expect them to stop for me :28:
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Talking like that you're going to dash tigger_too_wooh's faith in humanity.
 
sun22beam said:
Step4Help the animal eliminate waste to prevent bloating, ruptured bladder and other serious problems caused by not urinating or having a bowel movement. To do this, use a soft cloth or cotton ball dampened in warm water. Gently rub the opossum's genital area and anus to stimulate the elimination response. This might take a while but don’t give up; this step is imperative for the animal’s survival.
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This is so gross, but I had to do this to a baby racoon I found in the yard when I was younger. My mom and I took care of it for nearly a week before someone came and picked it up. It was so cute!!


A few years ago I was leaving my parent's house and I hit a deer. She came out of the woods so fast that there was no time to even try swerving. If I had I would have ended up in a ditch and could have possibly hurt myself or my daughter.
Turns out this deer was a young mother. I've never cried so hard in my life. I couldn't even drive home after that.
 
JerryP said:
Talking like that you're going to dash tigger_too_wooh's faith in humanity.
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Oh... I'm just a lot of big talk. If I ever actually hit any animal, I'll probably have flashbacks and emotional trauma for weeks.

I just have it out for squirrels because one fell down our chimney years ago and that darn thing chewed so much moulding from our window sills trying to get back outside that it must have pooped an oak tree when he did. ...and our insurance wouldn't cover the damage repair because squirrels are technically rodents.


On second thought... you were worried that omni might ruin my faith in humanity. I get it... where's the "duh" smiley when you need one...
 
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tigger_too_wooh said:
Oh... I'm just a lot of big talk. If I ever actually hit any animal, I'll probably have flashbacks and emotional trauma for weeks.

I just have it out for squirrels because one fell down our chimney years ago and that darn thing chewed so much moulding from our window sills trying to get back outside that it must have pooped an oak tree when he did. ...and our insurance wouldn't cover the damage repair because squirrels are technically rodents.
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I thought it was called home owners insurance. How can they not insure from rodent damage too?
 
So did you dump your carrier and get a good one?
 
sweetwinter said:
I am going to assume you meant you love to see ladies wear real FUR.....or do you really have fetish that involves liking to see women wearing Christmas trees (fir)?LOL
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Great image there.

Thanks Sunbeam for the post about baby Opossums! Good to know.

callmeCrazyButt said:
This is so gross, but I had to do this to a baby racoon I found in the yard when I was younger. My mom and I took care of it for nearly a week before someone came and picked it up. It was so cute!!
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My kitty Siren was abandoned at around 4-5 weeks old, when we found her wandering the streets, and we had to do that w/her for a while as well. Kinda odd, isn't it? You'd think they'd just go! Good thing human babies don't require their moms to lick their behinds in order to go! LOL
 
I had to go looking....but I found it....:doh:

If anything can restore faith in humanity....this can....:sus:....

at least the geese made it across safely....:doh:
 
There is this house about 1 mile from where we live that raises fighting chickens. The hens and baby chicks and any roosters that don't measure up roam the road in front of their house. On the way back from the store a truck had come thru and apparently hit a young chick. It was lying in the middle of the road. The momma hen came over and pecked it on the head. I was going to just move the dead chicken out of the road so it wouldn't be run over anymore. I reached down to pick it up and the sucker moved it's head. It was only knocked out by the truck but it was still stunned so I picked it up and put in back in their yard. The only mark it had was a spot of blood where the momma hen pecked it.
 
sun22beam said:
We've got 6 of those in our back yard in the early morning and toward dusk. They've been pooping all over, kicking up dust, etc. We gobble at them out the window. Seems to do the trick. They've got some nasty looking sharp feet!
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I can't imagine turkey poop being worse than goose poop.
"Like **** Through a Goose" isn't just a idle term.
 
JerryP said:
I can't imagine turkey poop being worse than goose poop.
"Like **** Through a Goose" isn't just a idle term.
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The thing that makes it worse is it's in my backyard everywhere!!!! It's got a "nice" length to it...maybe not quite the quantity a goose would produce, and the color is more of a grey. Yeah, goose poop. It's neon green around here. I was dodging it with a double stroller weighing 115 pounds the other day (with my kids in it). Know how hard one of those is to steer at that weight? We've got 17 Canadian geese at the lake down the road and they've all apparently been taking leisurely walks along the roads back to my house. We feed them plain Cheerios, then run like the wind. They're mean little suckers. Maybe I'll change to multigrain.
 
connie8890 said:
There is this house about 1 mile from where we live that raises fighting chickens. The hens and baby chicks and any roosters that don't measure up roam the road in front of their house. On the way back from the store a truck had come thru and apparently hit a young chick. It was lying in the middle of the road. The momma hen came over and pecked it on the head. I was going to just move the dead chicken out of the road so it wouldn't be run over anymore. I reached down to pick it up and the sucker moved it's head. It was only knocked out by the truck but it was still stunned so I picked it up and put in back in their yard. The only mark it had was a spot of blood where the momma hen pecked it.
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Sorry I had to laugh. Getting hit by a truck = fine. Pecked on the head by your momma = injury. LOL
 
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