Ask the opposite sex!

"says its because when the pee hits the water in the bowl, it splashes out."

Firemen agree, the longer the hose, the better the aim.
 
Here's a thought...ever try aiming for the bowl itself and not the water? What do I know...I don't have one of those things. :proud:
 
There are many causes for 'missing the mark', but no excuse for not cleaning up after yourself.:rant:

In a VERY large corporation where I was once a wage slave, in the Corporate office building, in every men's room over the urinals the cleaning company had signs mounted asking the users to be more careful.
The floors were always very wet.
Someone finally properly assesed the problem and posted the following sign:

"Stand closer, It's shorter than you think."
 
DanC said:
There are many causes for 'missing the mark', but no excuse for not cleaning up after yourself.:rant:

In a VERY large corporation where I was once a wage slave, in the Corporate office building, in every men's room over the urinals the cleaning company had signs mounted asking the users to be more careful.
The floors were always very wet.
Someone finally properly assesed the problem and posted the following sign:

"Stand closer, It's shorter than you think."
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:claps: :bigok:
 
I have a question..... Do all guys think that sex counts as "together time"? :boink:
 
Hmmm
Are you alone during sex?


Perhaps a definition of "Together Time" is in order
 
Guys need space but girls need "together time" where we (ie. us and our SI) do things together and hang out and such. I guess to clarify the question...If there is sex, does that then mean that the guy has fulfilled his "together time" duties to his girl?
 
If it's a 5 minute 'nooner', then probably not.
If it's a night out, dinner, entertainment, etc., then the sex doesn't negate the time spent together.
What bothers me is the use of the word "duty' in the question.
 
Sorry, did not mean to bother you. It just seems like a guy can get so caught up in what he wants to do or is doing that time together feels like a chore that needs to be gotten out of the way so he can get back to what he is really interested in.
 
No apology needed, you took the use of the word 'bother' wrong.

What you're describing isn't a healthy relationship.
 
I agree with DanC, if it was a healthy relationship one of the things he would WANT to do is spend time with his Significant other. It would not be a duty or obligation.
 
Well, at least I know I'm not crazy. LOL I did not think that was quite normalish. ;) Thanks guys.
 
ok, this thread has proved beyond doubt that women always want to have the last say in any argument. anything you say after that is the beginning of another argument.
That reminds me, why do women have to yakkity-yak on a cellphone while driving instead of using a handsfree?
 
no clue but ive seen guys do it too.

why dont guys ever notice hair cuts?! is it they see you so much they dont even look at your face anymore? lol
 
Most of the time I've been accused of not noticing a hair cut was because the cut was subtle...meaning an inch was cut off from about two feet of hair. Really am I supposed to keep track of every inch of hair?

Why do women come up with myriad names for colors? Guys will say red while women will say fuschia, cranberry, or rose. (Is it because makeup manufacturers have you brainwashed? LOL)
 
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You didn't ask about the face, you asked about hair?? To my best knowledge, because I am guilty of this, is if it is a significant change then we will notice, or if we don't like the change;) . Most of the time you just get an inch or two taken off and get it neatend up, the change isn't that obviouse to us then so we don't notice.


*Spaz beat me but we basicaly are saying the same thing*
 
ak2005 said:
why do women have to yakkity-yak on a cellphone while driving instead of using a handsfree?
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Some women, including myself are talented enough to be able to do more then one thing at a time! :bigok: ;) :tongue:
 
Blame it on evolution

Don't know if it's true, but I read that the 'multi-tasking' ability is hardwired into female brains because they had to stoke the home(cave)fires, while balancing a baby on one hip and stirring the mastadon soup.

or something like that...
 
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