You're hilarious! This is not really a chat place, it's a place to find good deals and we post messages to friends we have found online, I would say a good percentage of us are married with kids and this is not really a dating hook up website, although if your wife would still like to make neat toys out of you and dispose of you on the roadside, make sure and post it in our off topic section first so we can all give advice, LOL, this is just a deals site dude, not a lot of chat here!